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I posted this in the silly joke thread, but since these are true stories, I thought they merited their own thread. Follow up with your true "kids say the darnedest things" stories.
This is a true story, happened in my hometown.
The baptist church broadcasts their services on the local radio LIVE. The pastor has "children's church" during the regular sunday morning service, in which he calls the children to the front and tells them a simple little bible story.
On easter sunday about 8 or 10 years ago, he called the children down, and he said to one little girl, "You sure look pretty today, Anna, in that dress. Is that a new Dress? It is pretty." Anna replied, "YEs, it's new, but my mother doesn't like it cuz she says it's a bitch to iron."
ON the radio, broadcast to every car and living room in the town. LOL!
And, here's another embarrass the parents story.
At my son's school, a little girl brought her mother's, er, stimulator, ur, vibrator, um, DILDO to school for show and tell. The parents removed the child from the public school the next day and enrolled her in the private school in the same town.
These things really happened. Kids truly do the damnedest things, eh? LOL!
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