I Will Love Him And Pet Him And Call Him George

[matcom]

[JimmyJazz]

1. Is it getting warm in here? Or is it just me?

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

8. Liquor warms you up like that.

:hi: Should I go to a concert tonite (my fav band, BTW) with my ex??

[JimmyJazz]

12. Hmmm - favorite band with ex or hang out in the lounge and get

blotto with me :shrug: I think it's pretty obvious what you should do :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

16. but, but but it's the Violent Femmes.

and fuck, the repercussions I'd have to LISTEN TO if I cancel. WTF??!?

[JimmyJazz]

22. OMG OMG OMG - When they play Blister in the Sun - will

you think of me? Please. My 3 year old loves that song and so do I!!!! (she doesn't understand the words, btw)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

24. Totally!! My 13 y/o and I dance to it all the time. I raised him on the

Femmes. He knows what the words are now, though.

[antigone382]

25. "The Violent Femmes, they bring ALL their equipment on the bus...

And you can't F*CK with the Violent Femmes!
You CANNOT F*CK with this band!!!"~Gordon Gano

Go. See. The. Femmes.

No questions. Just go. It's your patriotic duty.

And when they play "America Is," or "I Hate the TV," or maybe even, God willing, "Old Mother Reagan," think of me.


:)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

26. YOU BET! Have you seen them? Country Death Song and Black Girls

Live are THE FUCKING BEST!! The drums go on for like a year in Black Girls! :headbang:

[antigone382]

27. I've never had the pleasure :( but I thoroughly enjoy my CD's)

And both songs you mentioned are awesome!

I still savor my excellent memory from March, sitting on the beach, seeing the ocean for the first time in seven years, laughing my ass off while listening to The Violent Femmes on my stereo.

On edit: had to add that I was there with my mom, seeing as you too have a motherchild VF connection!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

29. It's feel good music... and cathartic, too. I mean, who doesn't feel

better after blasting Kiss Off??!?

[jackelope72]

2. Um...erm...uh...

I have absolutely nothing to say about that.

[Solon]

3. OK that is disturbing on like 5 different levels...

I like it! :evilgrin:

[Liberal Veteran]

4. You're a sick, sick, sick man, matcom.

Or a very very very drunk man.

Or both.

[arwalden]

5. :-)

[MisterP]

6. wil he put oil on his bald head and rub it all over your body?

[robbedvoter]

7. That reminds me: Festivus is around the corner!

http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm
have you shined your pole yet?

[dolo amber]

11. You *do* realize you just asked matcom

if he's "shined his pole"...right?

Lord have mercy...:eyes:

:D

[matcom]

13. hey dolo!

can i get a "hand" over here?

[dolo amber]

14. Feats of Strength!!

:D

[matcom]

15. you leave Josh Strength OUT of this!

i don't want HIS help thank you x(

[dolo amber]

19. Oh dear yes...

We want it POLISHED, not ABOLISHED!

/Johnny Cochrane

:D

[matcom]

20. if your hand don't fit........

:*

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. It's okay. She has tweezers.

And a jeweler's loop.

[matcom]

23. PERFECT!!

i saw some jeweler's loop "positions" in a magazine once!

[trof]

9. It's that thatch of hair just below each scapula

that lights my fire.
Oh baby.

[hatredisnotavalue]

10. I just upchucked n/t

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. Back hair!

Ick! Ick! Ick!

:puke:

[jeff30997]

18. These pretzel are making me thirsty.

[skygazer]

28. That is NOT what I expected!

Though I should have known....

[njdemocrat106]

30. I feel fat!

"You're not fat, you're stout! The camera likes stout! YOU ARE A LOVERBOY!"