If God exists...

[Syrinx]

Does God have a soul. Or is God a soul?

[Old and In the Way]

1. Okay, I'll have to sleep on that one, for sure......

Question back at you: Would God exist if there were no humans to acknowledge his existance?

[Syrinx]

8. Or: Is God A Tree? :)

[Fozzledick]

2. ...and while we're at it...

Was She created or did She evolve?

[Syrinx]

9. you noticed I avoided gender issues!

:)

[Fozzledick]

17. Yes, but not naming issues.

Leaving aside the stickier issue, does He have a penis, and if so, how big is it?:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

3. It's bedtime

And you're gonna have me up all night clutching my pillow!

[Syrinx]

10. God loves you.

:)

(I think I'll use a smiley in every reply in this thread.)

[VOX]

4. Both. And neither.

Now, pass me that bong. :smoke:

[Syrinx]

11. it reads like everyone is getting stoned tonight.

:)

[Rocinante]

5. I will

have to take a walk out in the cow pasture to even get a handle on the question, much less the answer.

[Syrinx]

12. I love walking to pastures.

:)

[Wonk]

6. Related question: Does Godª have a belly button, and if so, why?

[HEyHEY]

7. oh oh

Freeper attack comin' your way~!

[Syrinx]

13. I think God would have an innie.

:)

[emad]

14. If He/She exists, you can be dammned sure He/She will sue...

...for being deliberately misquoted.......

[arwalden]

15. There Is No God

[emad]

16. Sound a bit like Woody Allen:

" Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend....."

[qb]

18. My sister's dilemma...

Either 1. there is no god
or 2. he exists and is evil.

I opt for #1.

[Fozzledick]

19. Yeah, it's the classic "problem of evil"

If there exists a god who is both omnipotent and benevelent, then why are there republicans?:shrug:

[Tyler Durden]

20. "There's a God, and he's a PRACTICAL JOKER!" (the late John Ritter)

.

[radwriter0555]

21. Which god? Be specific!

:bounce:

There are just so many..... is this a god du jour thing?

[Tyler Durden]

22. The smiley baby sun on "Teletubbies."

That is sort of my idealized view of God. Good natured, cute, amused and simple minded.

You'd have to be to allow THIS mess to continue.