If DU had a annual awards show, what would you nominate yourself for?

[Gothic Sponge]

I'd nominate myself for

Best Buffoon of 2004. :silly:

[enigmatic]

1. "Most enigmatic"

.....the winner is.....enigmatic!

[HEyHEY]

2. stupidest name

[ZombieNixon]

3. Most antagoniszing screen name.

"...and the screen name that everybody loves to hate...ZombieNixon!!"

::crowd goes wild::

:shrug:

[Plaid Adder]

4. Most Profanity Used In A Single Column n/t

[Lizzie Borden]

5. worst typist .

[Doctor_J]

6. Oldest still-frisky Italian from the Greater Chicago Area

the competition would be limited.

[Radical Activist]

7. Most radical activist

[Gemini Cat]

8. Confused.

It works well! I think.

[MercutioATC]

9. Pursuing lost causes.

I post on the 9/11 Forum here.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

10. Best impersonation of a character from a PBS kids show.

:bounce:

[WindRavenX]

11. Biggest Yankee fan

Yayyy! :7

[ReadTomPaine]

12. "Writing the post most offensive to Free Republic in 2004"

Oh wait, I already won that ;)

I'd include the URL for our thread on it here, but the archives are currently down.

RTP

[Longgrain]

13. Most uber-vain vainity-posts.

Just to kill time.

[Pithlet]

14. Most likely to get into a ridiculous flame war.

Especially lately.

[CO Liberal]

15. "Best Stalker Target"

:-)

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Person most likely to...

...not be missed when she's gone. Okay where's my trophy?

[NightTrain]

17. Biggest Music Geek.

[sakabatou]

18. Best fight scene

[Lydia Leftcoast]

19. Thread killer of the month

:-)

[x-g.o.p.er]

20. Most anonymous 1000+ poster on DU

[jdots]

21. Most and fastest Sinker Threads

just part of being a Funist doing da-da in a do-do world ?

[SarahB]

22. Doofus of the century.

[asthmaticeog]

23. "Who?"

[Guaranteed]

24. Best Post Ever.

For, "Yeah, man, I totally agree about those damned McDonald's commercials. They SUCK."

[mogster]

25. Nosiest Norwegian n/t

[Cuban_Liberal]

26. Most stubborn hewer of wood and drawer of water.

:)

[BiggJawn]

27. Most curmudgeonly

"Grumpy Old Men" on 'roids, bay-bee....

[Misunderestimator]

28. Most Misunderestimated

[gpandas]

29. best lurker

[Robb]

30. Clearly I've memed myself into a corner on this one.

:eyes:



:D

[Deja Q]

31. You tell me.

:evilgrin:

[mvd]

32. Most likely to talk about..

celeb crushes and what music you've listened to lately. :-)

I know I go to the political sections too, but why be serious with this.

[iconoclastic cat]

33. most obscure!

**blinks out of existence**

[skygazer]

34. Best thread killer

You watch - this will now sink like a stone.

[skygazer]

35. Ha! HA!!! I knew it!!!!!

Second page already and it's a very slow morning! Where's my major award? Can I kill a thread or what?

[DS1]

36. Best Post Noir

;-)

[EstimatedProphet]

37. Most likely to secede n/t

[Cobalt Violet]

38. Most likely to turn into a Lounge Stalker.