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Sat Dec-18-04 02:28 PM
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This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in |
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:29 PM
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:29 PM
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Are all your pets named Eric?
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:30 PM
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3. Are all your pets called Eric? |
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Edited on Sat Dec-18-04 02:33 PM by gmoney
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BurtWorm
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:36 PM
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4. There's nothing so odd about that. |
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Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:43 PM
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5. Half a bee is better than none, I always say. |
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:48 PM
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7. Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be. |
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Edited on Sat Dec-18-04 02:49 PM by BurtWorm
But half the bee has got to be, vis a vis its entity - do you see?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La dee dee, 1 2 3, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
Is this retched demi-bee, half asleep upon my knee, some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee.
Fiddle dee dum, Fiddle dee dee, Eric the half bee.
Ho ho ho, Tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive employee-ee-ee bisected accidentally one summer afternoon by me I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally... ...semi-carnally
The end
"Cyril Connelly?" No! "Semi-carnally" Oh!
Cyril Connelly
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Sat Dec-18-04 02:47 PM
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6. "E's 'ad and accident" |
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Used to listen to this in French class on the 'eadphones instead of French language tapes. 1973. Egad!
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