Trucker Used Knife to Cut Off His Organ

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"A 55-year-old truck driver from Chicago cut off his penis at the Flying JTruck Stop in Clearbrook ? though investigators are not sure how long it happened before rescue crews arrived, Frederick County Sheriff?s Office investigators said Wednesday.

Deputies said they arrived Tuesday morning and found the man with blood on his hands, Frederick County Sheriff?s Office Capt. John Heflin said.

Maj. Robert C. Eckman said the man, whose name and trucking company is not being released, had been staying in his truck at the Flying J since Friday.

?Right now, we believe this incident happened sometime between Friday and Tuesday,? Eckman said.

The trucker used a knife to cut off his penis, then wrapped it in a plastic bag, and put it in a Dumpster near his truck, Eckman said.
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1. Holy shit!

I'll bet ya 20 bucks this guy was on acid.

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7. Ahagggghhhh!!!!!

What's this purple headed, one-eyed worm doing crawling up my leg!?!?

Get it off me!!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. ...why?

[billyskank]

3. I can't understand

why anybody would perform a self-bobbit.

[TheDebbieDee]

4. Just another guilt-ridden, hypocrite right-winger.......

[Guaranteed]

5. Well, that takes care of THAT problem. nt

[ForrestGump]

6. Turns out that truckers' speed (the amphetamine kind) produces problems

with comprehension of directions and the like. Someone told him he needed to take a quick shortcut to Oregon...

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9. Or......

Maybe it went down like this...

DOT Inspector: Sir, as you know by Federal law, as a heavy rig operator and CDL holder, you can be subjected to a random urinalysis at anytime upon request. I'll need you to step behind this dumpster and urinate in this vial.

Trucker:

Oh yeah!!

<unzip, slash, scream, toss> Lets see you get a sample from me now motherfucker!!!!

Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

[auntAgonist]

8. How sad.

It's a good thing he's receiving psychiatric help. There's a LOT more to this. That's just awful.