Who Would Win In a Fight? Democratic Underground vs. Free Republic

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:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Will the freepers have their guns?

I only ask because if they did I'm sure they would end up accidentally shooting each other, making our job A LOT easier...... :evilgrin:

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6. Haha!

"GET 'DEM LIBRULS!.......*BOOM*............aww, shiiiiiiiiiiiit...I shot billy bob."

[burythehatchet]

2. when and where?

[Cadence]

3. WTF. Who voted for Free Republic?

[seito]

11. Hmmmmmmm............... n/t

[underpants]

4. Interesting question-false patriotism vs. unreleased rage

I'd go with the rage.

They are a bunch of pussies. Guns? Feh! a fight... be a man (some of their women really wish to be men I suspect)

[Cobalt Violet]

7. Never underestimate the power of a K-Bar.

Sharpened and sharpend again and again.

[Cuban_Liberal]

5. Not even close--- DU!

They talk a good game.

;)

[Erika]

8. Democrats own guns also - especially in the western states

Our family has five. We know how to store them, maintain them and shoot them.

[Solon]

9. DU, definately us...

I'll be there with my sword and throwing knives and daggers, guns are for pussies :P

[Erika]

10. Guns are great equalizers

against a corrupt powerful force that is trying to destroy this country.

Oh my God, am I an American insurgent?

[vixengrl]

16. Sword-totin' DUer here--

kicking it old-school on the left-side.

[njdemocrat106]

12. Who voted for Free Republic?

Hey freepers, I'm callin' you bastards out!

[short bus president]

13. What kind of fight?

I think the freetards still abide by the "Old South" duel rules. They should be pretty easy pickins for anyone with a pair of neurons to rub together.

[warrens]

14. They'd end up shooting each other

Those old boys got rocks in their heads. And us Dems know how to shoot. The right guys.

[JohnKleeb]

15. fighting bah

[short bus president]

17. What's this? A sheepfight?

I hafta think we'd win that one, too. Freetards don't use their sheep for fighting. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

18. hah nah

You're telling me, you didn't know I have a lot of hippie socialist qualities, but I am a yellow dog dem and I have a moderate tone so I sound moderate to some and liberal to others.

[short bus president]

19. Dude, I don't care what color dog you are

as long as you lick yerself and pee on bushes like the rest of us, it's all good. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

23. hah

[LostInAnomie]

20. Freepers have a lot of experience at fighting their wives, and kids.

Maybe that could carry over into scrapping skills.

I don't know though, what are the chances of all of their managers at McDonalds giving them a hard time on the same day?

[Paleocon]

21. Doesn't matter, after it was over they'd convince themselves that they won

Facts (and bloody misshapen heads) don't seem to matter to them...

They'd all post to each other how they'd won and have a huge circle jerk...

[sakabatou]

22. They'll throw haymakers and insults.

We comeback with akido, jujitsu, and chuugokukenpo for our aresnol (if this was hand to hand)

[Todd B]

24. Huh, Republicans actually DO the fighting?

DU by default, of course.

I mean, the Free Republic crew would probably find some way to get a deferment or something, right?

[Laelth]

25. Surely we can take this guy ...

... if he doesn't use his gun.



And if he does use his gun, he'll probably shoot himself. How could he miss?

-Laelth


Edit:Laelth--clarity.