Mahatma Ghandi, Republican Pig

[Misunderestimator]

discuss... :D

[rawtribe]

1. All I know.....

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.

Furthermore, due to his diet of raw grains, he ended up with very bad breath.

Therefore: he came to be known as a: "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."

[mcscajun]

2. Oh man, that Pun is SOOOOOOOOOOO Bad.

and I quote Dr. Stephen Maturin: "He who would pun would pick a pocket."

:P

[Misunderestimator]

3. Oh dear god...

ba-dum-bummm :D cute

[ForrestGump]

4. Proof:

"You are taking my cane from me when you are prising it from my cold, dead hands..."

[SOteric]

6. Why do I

hear the voice of Apu from the Simpson when I read those words?

Oh yes, - and :spank:

[ForrestGump]

7. Ms teric!

Thanks for spanks. :P

I am thinking that it is being a wary, wary long time since I am seeing you, thank you very much.

Birdie num-num. :-)

[SOteric]

11. *LOL*

Yep, finally pried my fanny out of the moderator hot-tub and I'm back amoungst the unhot-tubbed.

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

13. Okay...I can take a hint

YES, it IS time that I had a shower. Sheesh...

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

8. I was just applauding you in a post...

in "another" thread... when I pressed Post and it was locked... grrr... :hi:

[ForrestGump]

14. I tried to respond to that, but somebody went and got the thread locked!

Not me, of course...somebody ELSE.

So I instead took possession of the spirit of Billy Joel and thus became inspired to post a totally pointless thread about said Republican stooge. Or pig. Whichever.

I mean, really...Gandhi is an obvious one. Just the name: Mahatma. Or even Mohandas. Come on...too many 'A's, hinting at an a-leet hierarchical mindset in which that particular brahmin was perpetually on the A List. There're more clues to be found than in the case for Paul McCartney's death, and please don't be telling me that it's any coincidence that he went to India around the same time that he died.

It's all becoming very clear now.

[liberalmuse]

5. I don't get it...

and I've already drank too much, so even if someone explained the 'Republican Pig' joke, I wouldn't get it. :(

[Misunderestimator]

9. :)

This was a *ahem* a copycat of another thread denigrating a good democrat as a "republican pig"

[ForrestGump]

17. And the contributions of the originator of that thread, consisting of the

same statement pasted about 800 times, were entirely ungettable.

I'd say "you had to be there" but, really...no...no, that wasn't the case.

In other words, don't worry about it...

[SOteric]

10. Oh heckYeah.

An unnamed source has confirmed that Mohandas K. used to spend his Friday nights gettin' liquor'd up and going down to the Walmart to thump the poor with his cane while shouting "Get a job, you bum!"

[burythehatchet]

12. that's not true. he never did such a thing

[ForrestGump]

16. You're right. It was Thursday nights.

He had some heft behind that cane, too. Kinda surprising, for such a little dude.

[lojasmo]

15. Didn't he create the DLC? N/T

[Placebo]

18. This was the last thread on page 20...

so I decided to BUMP it. :D

[Misunderestimator]

21. LMAO.... Ah gee... thanks...

now that it has no context... :)

[Placebo]

22. You're welcome...

:P

[liontamer]

19. can't say i saw the original to this thread

but gandhi did instill a right wing religious fundamentalist party into power :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. actually he instilled a highly corrupt family into power