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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 09:26 PM
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ForrestGump is not my lover
but between you and me, he could captain MY shrimp trawler any day of the week! :evilgrin:

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 09:54 PM
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1. And Billie Jean is not MY lover...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 09:57 PM
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2. BIlly Jean King is not my lover!
:P

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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 09:59 PM
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3. Well, ForrestGump is my lover. And you keep yer paws off him.
He ain't comin' anywhere near yer shrimp trawler.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:04 PM
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5. Don't make me
hafta beat you silly with a box of chocolates, Miss Fuzzy!

:P

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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:07 PM
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6. But I love chocolates.
As long as I get to eat them later, you can beat me with them first.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:08 PM
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7. Damn, baby!
Do I get to tie you down with a licorice rope, first? ;-)

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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:10 PM
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8. Now yer just gettin' kinky.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 11:06 PM
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13. She says that like it's a bad thing.
:shrug:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 11:10 PM
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14. No kidding!
I'll bet she doesn't drink cleaning fluids for kicks, either. :P

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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:01 PM
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4. Forrest Gump is not my brother...
He's just heavy...

:7

(Just funnin' ya, Gump-boy)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:51 PM
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11. Heavy duty
Heavy duty rock 'n' roll. :P
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:10 PM
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9. I'm not a smart man, Jen-nee,

but I know how to fuck.

(That was my favorite line of the movie)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:50 PM
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10. You fickle, fickle man
You'd sing a different song if I was back there trawling your sediments again, baby...

And that's all I have to say about that.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 10:52 PM
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12. Tease!
:P

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 11:22 PM
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15. Obviously not.
He's not some two bit ho. :P

You on the other hand, shortbus. Well, let's just say Lysol was invented for a purpose! :scared:
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