I already woke up someone in the central time zone. Too much caffeine,

[yvr girl]

someone please entertain me.

[Skittles]

1. I wake up people all the time at my job

they complain - like it's ME who wrote their crappy code. :o

[yvr girl]

2. He didn't complain actually

Yawned a few times, but no complaints.

[jdots]

3. it's polka disco time here in the studio

you are invited but you have to pick out c.d.s that will be bad cross mixed together.When this gets perfected you can be famous.

[yvr girl]

5. How do you dance to that?

I might hurt myself.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. What's the difference between an orange?

[yvr girl]

6. An orange and what?

I have seen oranges fight when they though no one was looking.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Between an orange.

[yvr girl]

8. I give up. What?

Way too late for these games.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Answer: A shark because vests don't have sleeves. Anyways, here's

another opportunity for seconds of puckish amusement:

Knock Knock.

[yvr girl]

11. Who's there?

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Bear.

[yvr girl]

13. Bear who?

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Clown.

Get it?

I got more if you want to keep going.

[yvr girl]

15. This would be more fun if I was drunk

[RandomKoolzip]

17. It's not supposed to be fun. This is a matter of life and death.

Anyways, number three:

Ever seen a one-eared elephant?

[Wonk]

16. There were three penguins sitting in a bathtub....

and the penguin on one end asked the penguin on the other end to pass the soap, and the penguin in the middle said "what do you think I am, a typewriter?".

"what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

ROTFLMAO

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Two muffins are sitting in an oven set to 350 degrees.

One muffin says to the other, "Jeez, it's hot in here, isn't it?"

And the other muffin says, "Holy Shit! A talking muffin!"

[Wonk]

9. The pitts?

[Beer Snob-50]

19. good morning all!

dec 19, 2004 5 shopping days til christmas anyone buy ME anything yet.