Why, Oh, Why Do We Pay Taxes?

[Placebo]

I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions, and just to afford buggery ugly traffic wardens, and bollocky pedestrian bloody crossings! And those bastard railings outside shops so that you can’t even get in them!!! I mean I know they're there to keep stupid people from running into the street and killing themselves, but we’re not all stupid!!! We don’t all need nurse maiding! Why not just have a stupidity tax? Just tax the stupid people!!!

[da_chimperor]

1. Okay, take a deep breath

hold it for 5 seconds and then let it out. Repeat as necessary. Better?

[Placebo]

3. No! Not really!

[billyskank]

2. Stupidity tax

That's what the lottery is for!