Oh yeah! It's about that time again...

[short bus president]

9:29p. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[JimmyJazz]

1. Have you nothing better to do than put up these kinds of threads?

Besides, I only have 9:27

[bigwillq]

2. I have 9:36

:)

[JimmyJazz]

6. So Connecticut is in a different time zone from the rest of the east

coast? :P

[bigwillq]

9. Yeah, we dare to be different here in CT!

:P

[short bus president]

3. 9:31 now.

And yes, I DO have better things to be doing, but I'm all out of lotion.

:P

[bigwillq]

4. LOL!

You can borrow some of mine!:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

5. Don't tell him THAT - it only encourages him! Jeez, have

you learned nothing.

And, it's now 9:32!

[bigwillq]

7. I learned that it's now 9:32

I like when Shortbus gets encoraged!

[JimmyJazz]

14. is there something you want to share with the rest of the class,

Mr Bigwillq?

[bigwillq]

Cocoa Butter

works best!:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

20. duly noted

:hi:

[short bus president]

8. It's 9:33 now.

Yer clock's fuckered over!

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

10. It's only 8:36 here. What's it like in the future???

[bigwillq]

11. Boring

:)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

13. But, are there Little Debbie Nutty Bars in the future?

I can handle boring, but if there's no Little Debbie Nutty Bars, I am staying right where I am!

[short bus president]

12. Kinda blurry.

And a wee bit malodorous.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. If you took showers it wouldn't stink so bad.

Is there a shortage of Pert Plus in the future?

[JimmyJazz]

17. Look at the times on the posts we both just put up!

Note to self: Spend less time with CLW - it's some kind of Vulcan mind meld thing going on here and it scares me. :scared:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

18. Oh pashaw!! You couldn't tear yourself away from me if you tried!

Great minds think alike!

[JimmyJazz]

23. I know. I do love you Miss CLW!

BTW - I'm thinking of some dares and have a few in mind! But, really the next time must be a joint venture. Oh and I still have that tasty one in mind for Mr. BigMcLargeHuge, but I think he's afraid of me!

[short bus president]

25. You know what I think we need?

A 4-way!

Trivia contest. Me and BigMcLH v. the potent brain trust of Misses Jimmy and Lou_Who...

I like BMLH's proposed ground rule of no Olympic trivia. I'll confess that my wad is shot in that regard after we touch on Svetlana Boginskaya.

:D

[JimmyJazz]

35. You just want to touch Svetlana Bodingskaya is all!

I cain't say as I blame you - she is rather exotic. Anywho, I think a fourway may be just the thing, but really we need to have a multi-guess fourway. You and BMLH assemble ten questions and me and Miss Lou Who assemble ten and we can reconvene here on a chosen night. But, we need to establish some categories for the ten questions. Isn't that only fair?

[short bus president]

40. Your terms seem reasonable.

Let's agree to talk on this more when I'm less drunk. Maybe next year. ;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

29. And I love you Miss JJ! I am looking forward to "Dare or Dare Part Duex"!

Me, you, some tequila, Jagermiester and a nice challenge! BMLH will likely not partake cuz he's chicken. It's a shame, too - as I am incredibly impressed with his creativity and wit. I am sure he'd do well.

[JimmyJazz]

42. HEY! I thought it was MY creativity and wit you admired - damn

you, you two timer! :cry: See if I ever ask you to blow on imaginary guns and return them to an imaginary holster ever again!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

46. Oh, YOU are the Queen of Creativity and Wit. Let it be known.

None can compare.

[JimmyJazz]

47. Pishaw - you give me too much credit.

Now tomorrow, I want you to take your keyboard to a co-worker and say, "do you wanna trade?" :P

[JimmyJazz]

16. Again, sweetheart - those are your feet you're smelling

[short bus president]

24. Gawd!

How self-conscious does a guy hafta be about stinkfoot? Because of you I'm making Dr. Scholls a wealthy man!


:P

[JimmyJazz]

30. C'mon! You know I'm kidding!

I have not even ever smelled your feet. Now your breath...that's a whole other matter. ;)

[short bus president]

32. I thought you LIKED the smell of tequila and weed?!?

Perhaps I should cancel my plans to market this fragrance...

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

34. How's your laying off the tobacco working out? Monkey off yer back?

[short bus president]

41. Oh, there's still a monkey

and I still wanna smoke every now and again. But I can always stick my head in the fireplace.

;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

44. but...

you're staying strong, right? Remember, you are my inspiration, my hero... the wind beneath my wings!

[short bus president]

48. 'Strong' might not be the right word.

"Stoned" would be a much more appropriate choice, I think. ;-)

:smoke:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

54. That works, too! Just don't reach for the Camel Lights!!

[short bus president]

56. Ew! I'd never do that, anyway.

I was a marlboro guy. Reds when I could handle 'em, lights when I couldn't. And the ubiquitous little blue pouch of Bugler rolling tobacco when I was REALLY poor. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

57. Can I just tell you how much more fun it is to kiss a non-smoker?

Just in case you needed some incentive or something! If you don't smoke, you get this:

[short bus president]

58. And just for curiosity's sake...

if I smoked? What icon would I get then?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

59. Is there a smiley for pushing someone away? Cause if there is,

that'd be the one I'd give you!

[short bus president]

60. well, here's one that would be like pushing me away

if I was a computer monitor:

:argh:

[FuzzySlippers]

31. Hi JimmyJazz!

I saw you saying "hi" in the cromulent-scavery poll thread, but I didn't want to kick the stupid thing again.:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

53. Well hello there sweet ie!

I am so glad to see you! :hi: I was wondering if you had forgotten about me! I hope all is well in the world of the fuzzy slippered people! :*

[FuzzySlippers]

61. Hi sweetie! Did I miss you again?

Fuzzy slippered people are all well. How about jazzy people?

[JimmyJazz]

62. Just peachy, luv!

Jammin' to some London Calling! and otherwise feeling very Clashified! Thanks for asking!

[yvr girl]

19. It's not even 7 here

and don't get me started on the time in Newfoundland.

Why aren't you lounge stalking?

[short bus president]

22. I've been busy trying to keep my fire going!

It's friggin' ARCTIC COLD here tonight!

Good luck with the job yer hoping for, BTW. And make sure you get AT LEAST 3 cases of Shiner Bock out of GOPisEvil before you so much as make googly eyes back at him. The boy starts thinking he can get anywhere without beer bribes, his head's gonna swell.

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

33. Shush you!

That was supposed to be OUR secret.

Are you playing Merle tonight? :loveya:

[short bus president]

43. No Merle tonight.

In fact, no music at all. Need to rectify that right soon. It's a Fat Man in the Bathtub kinda night, I do believe! :D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. WHERE are you?? Do you have a concept of COLD? It was a balmy

1 DEGREE when I woke up yesterday. But, we did reach a high of.. 8! Jeesh!

:nopity:

[short bus president]

49. Heh. Yup.

It's 16 here tonight, and I do believe it'll be one of the colder nights of the winter. I like the cold and all, but 1? That's a bit much. If I'm gonna live somewhere it's that cold, they better at least speak something nordic-sounding and ski a lot.

[yvr girl]

39. Beers are not the best way to bribe me

Chocolate, yes. Flowers, yes. Massages, YES.

And what makes you think there are any googly eyes?

[short bus president]

50. There are no secrets in the Lounge, silly.

I see when people's eyes google.

But no beers? What is this language you're speaking?

[JimmyJazz]

51. Ha! You surely jest!

Miss French Kitty has had her hose aimed in your direction at least once or twice - all as a result of googly eyes! GOPisEVIL keeps a snorkle handy just for those types of posts! :P

[name not needed]

21. 9:57 pm

:D

[short bus president]

27. by my peecee's clock

it's now 22:01:32

[FuzzySlippers]

26. Only 9:01 here.

I don't know what kind of crazy parallel universe yer livin' in.

[short bus president]

28. Clearly a more advanced one than yours!

Except I think it might be a perpendicular universe.

[JimmyJazz]

37. Or in your case, wouldnt that be a more horizontal universe?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

52. What have you heard?!?

I AM NOT A MIMBO!!!

:P

[progmom]

38. 10:13 and I'm still not working

Why am I not working?
What the hell is wrong with me?

[JimmyJazz]

45. Because you are wasting your time here in the lounge where

professor plum did it with the rope? :shrug: (killed Mr. Body that is - SBP, don't get any ideas :P)

[progmom]

55. i have a ton of work to do

and i really need sleep.
and yet, here i am.

help.