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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 09:59 PM
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This big girl wants some Absolut for Christmas...
Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 10:05 PM by Maddy McCall
with exactly this giftwrap. :evilgrin:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:19 PM
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1. Y'know....
My guy....57 years old, balding, not built like that anymore (but in his early 20s, had a 28-inch waist and weighed more than 200 --- did body building at the time) is far more attractive.

Because he is damn real.
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:22 PM
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3. arab guys are sexy...
My man is Egyptian (and muslim, but secular) and he is HOT! Some arab men are incredible looking.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:24 PM
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4. Good luck to you two, then....
My guy is all-American and an Irish/French mix. As I am.
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Milspec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 12:07 AM
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8. "Some arab men are incredible looking"
and a lot of arab women too!
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ilovenicepeople Donating Member (883 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 12:11 AM
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9. And he probably does'nt shave his chest and legs,
like the cosmeticaly addicted men of today.(Beautiful people smell funny)
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:04 AM
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11. No, he doesn't.
He doesn't have a lot of body hair, but that's not something he'd ever do. Just all man. :)
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:21 PM
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2. I love vodka ...
I may have to save that ad ... to remember ... the brand name. Yeah, that's the ticket.

:hi:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 12:05 AM
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7. Definitely a keeper...
to the HARD drive. :evilgrin:

:hi: back!
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:53 PM
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5. Best served ice cold.
You must be kinky.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 12:05 AM
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6. I'd wear a bottomless bunny suit and beat my own ass with a flyswatter...
if I could have THAT bottle of vodka with THAT guy. :evilgrin:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:23 AM
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15. LMAO
:bounce:
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 12:12 AM
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10. How 'bout a little dose of reality??
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:11 AM
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12. ROFL...Ouch.
That hurt. ;)
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 01:22 PM
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17. Evil Laugh.......
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:12 AM
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13. okay THAT makes me depressed.... **sigh**
ew...
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:13 AM
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14. Needs a little fluffing, but YES, break me off a piece of THAT please...
although... he needs a wee bit of butching up.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 09:35 AM
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16. He's a mix of Anna-Nicole, Kurt Cobain and Olivier De Martinez
I think..

Those guns can't be real.
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