"I have jes' signed legislation..."

[eauclaireliberal]

"I have jes' signed legislation making Iran illegal. Bombs fly by the end of the week. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"

Poll: Bush down, Clark up
President virtually tied with five Democratic challengers

Monday, September 22, 2003 Posted: 11:40 PM EDT (0340 GMT)s

: (CNN) -- President Bush has the lowest approval rating of his presidency and is running about even with five Democratic challengers led by newly announced candidate Wesley Clark, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll released Monday...

[Champion Jack]

1. Mah ratin's are down?!

MOMMY!!!!

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[Best_man23]

2. I gotta good one here

Done to "Face Down, Ass Up"

BUSH DOWN, CLARK UP! THAT'S THE WAY TO GOOD LUCK!
(repeated twice)

Verse 1:
I'm lookin' for a candidate to win the white
Do the right thing while I work all night
He should do things like none before
And when he's done, repugs will be sore
From the things he does as he's talkin'
Cause I'm tired, and Bush be suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Clark's in front and Dean's beside
Just rollin' knockin at the door
I want them to treat Bush like a whore
'Cause it's the way to good luck
It's Bush down and Clark up!

Chorus

Verse 2:
Bush down, Clark up, that's the way to good luck
I like the Clark, he's my favorite politician
I'm tired of the Bush, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Debate trippin, polls go up and down
I'm callin' his name out cause I'm freakin' out
Clark's bustin Dubya's nog, and he's breakin' out
'Cause a man like Clark will beat ya and leave ya
Get outta here, Bush! SEE YA!

Chorus

OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"Bush ain't nuttin' but a dumb ass bitch
Makes babies scream and my ass itch!"
(all repeat)
Say "Bush ain't nuttin' but a dumb ass bitch
Makes babies scream and my ass itch!"
(all repeat)
OK, I got another one for y'all!
Say "Unka Dick ain't nuttin' but a dumb ass bitch
Makes babies scream and my ass itch!"
(all repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Unka Dick ain't nuttin' but a dumb ass bitch
Makes babies scream and my ass itch!"
(all repeat)

Chorus