Cuban_Liberal
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Tue Dec-21-04 03:51 PM
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I just signed for some embalming fluid! |
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Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 03:53 PM by Cuban_Liberal
One of our friends runs a funeral home just down the block, and we each have instructed UPS, FedEx, et al, to deliver packages to the 'alternate' address if we can't sign for them. Any way, Jerrold had a church funeral this afternoon, so the UPS guy just brought in four cases of various embalming chemicals, because Jerrold wasn't there to sign for the delivery.
Hope my customers don't get too spooked.
;)
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:01 PM
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just don't let em see the gurney you have stashed in the back
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:03 PM
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2. Don't look in the basement, either.... |
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:05 PM
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:06 PM
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Sounds better than 'cavity chemical', whatever that is.
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:06 PM
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4. Once I had to sign for a delivery of frozen bull semen. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 04:06 PM by CottonBear
EWWW! It came in a metal container packed in dry ice. I had to wait around at the front desk (the secretary was at lunch)for the delivery guy to deliver it to the front office. My (former) boss was involved in breeding beef cattle.
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:07 PM
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6. I don't EVEN want to know.... |
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... how they got it out of the bull to begin with--- seriously!
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:10 PM
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7. Well I'll just tell just exactly how they do it: |
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You need an appropriate receptacle and an electric cattle prod which is then shoved into the poor beast's butt. One good zap and voila! This is what I was told by the cattle breeder.
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:13 PM
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8. There are humans who'd pay good money for that. |
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:14 PM
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9. I know a couple, actually. |
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:48 PM
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13. I would hate to be the one that had to remove the semen from the Bull |
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:scared: It must be a real tricky job and you would kind of have to have the timing down or you might get hurt :puke:
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:56 PM
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Tue Dec-21-04 05:05 PM
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16. I bet they have goggles made just for the job |
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"Stand back everyone big Tex is getting ready to ...." :scared:
Come to think of it they might use a milking machine on the bulls :D Ugh Milk is pasteurized right? :scared:
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:22 PM
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11. I delivered a pair of human eyes once |
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Also, several kidneys and a couple of dozen gallons of blood over the years. Don't even get me started on the stool samples that had to go from the nursing home to the lab...
Life of a taxi driver is always intense...
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:42 PM
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12. As long as no dead bodies are IN the fluid |
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I think you should be ok. ;-)
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Tue Dec-21-04 04:48 PM
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14. I draped a handmade Amish comforter over it |
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