Is this how the fundies see JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS?

[Placebo]

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

1. maybe, that beard is a little too well kept

Reminds me I outta shave.

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[miss_kitty]

3. wow I didn't understand

:shrug:

thanking you for unlocking.

[MadHound]

4. Now that was interesting!

Think I'll pop over to ATA to see what's up.

[Guaranteed]

5. He's looking for a handout.

Fucking bum.

[matcom]

6. what the HELL is Johnny Damon doing OUT OF POSITION?????

get back in the OUTFIELD you BASTAAAAHHHHHDDD!!!

[Placebo]

8. HaHa..

Yes, tell him to get back there!

[pdx_prog]

7. Yeah....sort of has that Travis Tritt look....

just a good ole southern white boy Jesus...

[Maddy McCall]

9. Your Jesus ain't got shit on these Jesi

www.art4god.com

Go look at the images. There's a boxer jesus, a white-muscle-shirted Jesus with a "Father" tat on his bicep, and a tuxedoed child-molester Jesus.

Sickening.

[Swamp Rat]

15. I bet they wouldn't like my collage

[FizzFuzz]

20. phew. Powerful, SwampRat.

You should print this out and deliver it to a bunch of Mega Church doorsteps.

[Hobarticus]

10. Apparently this is a training Jesus...can't walk on water eom

[Placebo]

11. Actually, it's an Animatron Jesus™...

below the waist, he's nothing but metal support structures, gears, and propellers!

[FizzFuzz]

12. minor point, but isn't he supposed to be standing ON the water, not IN it?

quibbling, I know.......

bet he turns water into Thunderbird too.....

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[Placebo]

14. He's sinking because liberals are getting abortions!

With every fetus that's destroyed, Jesus'™ special crime fighting super powers become weaker. It's all our fault! :cry:

[FizzFuzz]

19. like this?

[Placebo]

25. JUST like that!

:scared:

[FM Arouet666]

16. Close, he is white, has a beard

but only cares about his anointed followers. Now if you put a hood on him with two little eye holes and perhaps a wavy confederate banner. Bingo, JC for the Fundie. The Lard giveth and the Lard taketh away. Give me all your rights, freedoms and original thoughts. :evilfrown:

[Solly Mack]

18. It's a long haired, cross dressing hippie

So that can't be how fundies see Jesus

A fundie jesus would wear an
Adam Smith Tie

[Padraig18]

21. Does it matter?

Or is this thread just meant to be gratuitously insulting to DU Christians as a whole?

:wtf:

[skygazer]

22. How is it insulting?

You don't honestly believe that Jesus was a white Anglo Saxon, do you?

[Padraig18]

24. Oh, I dunno...

Maybe spelling 'Jesus' with 14 'a's and a 'z'????

I was born at night, but not LAST night. If this sn't deliberate flamebait, I don't know what is.

:wtf:

[Padraig18]

23. self-delete

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[Moderator]

26. Locking....

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