Zodiac-Smack!

[andyhappy]

The moon enters taurus this evening so its time to quit worrying about the holidays, buy some flowers for your sweetie and romance romance romance ...that is, if you can get your ass outta work! Do something that makes your home beautiful. Have a party. Show off a bit! Try and shake all those responsibilities away if only for a few days. Taurus is a worker, but nobody likes a party like the raging bull.

Speakingo f workers, the sun is about to enter capricorn ...whats that mean? It means its time to party! When the sun is in capricorn, the harvest is at hand, its time to throw down that sickle and pick up a glass of wine. Feast well and honor the traditions you feel are relevant as the old goat loves the way life use to be!

any astrology questions good people of the DU?

[meegbear]

1. Whats up for late October scorpios?

[andyhappy]

3. well shit...

try not to dick over all your friends!

sorry, I am always hard on the scorpios as you will not find a harder sign on the zodiac. Sure, you are all soft and gooey on the inside, but everyone else sees that shiny black shell with all the bells and whistles pinchers and stingers you got stickin up all over the place.

[yellowdogintexas]

5. You too,huh? what day/ I am the 27th

[meegbear]

7. 28th

[indigobusiness]

2. I'm a taurus waterdragon...

I'm up for some salamander love.

[andyhappy]

4. whats a taurus water dragon?

are you capricorn rising or something?

[indigobusiness]

9. Oriental zodiacal cosmology involves not only characters, but elements.

It predates the western Zodiac.

[andyhappy]

11. I wish I knew more about that stuff

chinese astrology is so cool but I know nothing about it...damn sam, thats old. Regular old astrology predates xianity but it doesn't go back as far as the orient!

[indigobusiness]

12. Tibetan Zodiac is slightly different from Chinese...

and is my favorite.

They are easily researched on-line.

[Worst Username Ever]

15. my Sagittarius fire-dragon shall slay you

[indigobusiness]

16. You'll need more than a bow and arrow to slay my raging bull.

And, after my waterdragon douses and drowns your firedragon, what will you do?

Fat chance.

Bring it on.

[Worst Username Ever]

17. DIE!!!!

*Unleashes arrows*

[indigobusiness]

21. Is that all you've got?

[Sanity Claws]

6. Sure.

What was in the stars that allowed an idiot like Bush to become president in 2000 and 2004? (Please note that I never used the word "elected" or "won.")
Also, do the stars predict an ignominous end to that idiot?

Wishing you good forecasts!

[andyhappy]

8. I wish I knew

I really wish I knew what was up with that shit...

I don't think the stars account for things like BS electronic voting machines ...but they should warn of liars and vast conspiracies...

so lame...so fuckin lame...

[indigobusiness]

10. Karma.

Mere karma.

[Sanity Claws]

19. Whose karma?

Is the US getting its Karma?
How does Bush's karma play into this? Is he being rewarded for being a lazy, lying whore?

[indigobusiness]

23. Collective karma.

Reward/Punishment...same thing.

It ain't over til it's over.

[Sanity Claws]

24. Get the fat lady

to sing already. I want it over!

[indigobusiness]

25. She's tuning up.

If you listen carefully, you can hear her.

[Shrubhater]

18. Prababally,

But what do I know? Astrology is pure bugus (with bizzare coincidences)

[hippiechick]

13. Leo, 8/13/66

How's it look for me and HippieWriterDude (4/6/67) ?

:hippie:

[andyhappy]

14. I dunno

As far as the moon being in taurus for leo, I would say that some kitty is going to be feeling a bit frisky!

If you are indeed seeing a leo, make sure to give him lots of compliments and if he is smart he will fire twice as many right back at you. Leo lives off of praise. Being the center of attention is not enough, you must be lauded over!

As far as the holidays go, dont let them bum you out. The holidays are all about tradition and leos are anything but traditional. I would say to make the holidays your own. Don't just think outside the box, set it on fire and throw it out the window!

[Shrubhater]

20. I'm a taurean, but

I mostly resemble an aquarian. (actually, I can't be fit perfectly into any sign) How is it that I mostly resemble my opposite sign?:shrug:

[Point_n_click]

22. Miscalculation of Zodiac due to 13th house.

http://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=112654

Turns out there's a 13th house of the zodiac that for some reason is not being used. I wonder what this does to the signs of a lot of people out there when the houses are aligned into the proper 13 houses.

Anyone with a solid background in astrology care to take a wack at what the original dates are for each sign?

Be interesting to know if I remain a Taurus or slide on into Gemini.

Previously I was a Taurus/Wood Dragon, now ... something/wood dragon.

[indigobusiness]

26. Huh?

Thirteen sounds better. I'd better look at your link. The symbolism is what interests me. The rest is beyond me. But I've got to have a look.