Ah, but does THIS ever happen to you?

[NightTrain]

You call up to order a pizza, when a voice at the other end of the phone says, "Don't go anywhere, we're coming over." Moments later, your doorbell rings. Standing there are two men in trenchcoats, who knock you out with chloroform, wrap you up in cellophane, toss you into the back of a van, and drive off.

You wake up in a foreign land where nobody speaks your language. Frightened and lost, you fall into the arms of a deep cover special agent, who betrays you to deranged scientists conducting avant-garde experiments in biology. When you awaken from their experimentation, you are horrified to find that you're now round, jet black, and have three holes in what used to be your abdomen.

You feel three fingers entering your abdomen holes and lifting you off the ground. You hit a wooden parquet floor and start to roll. You feel an impact as you crash into several oblong white objects. A voice a dozen or so yards in back of you exclaims, "Woo-hoo! A strike!" Then you disappear into a black abyss, only to be regurgitated onto a track with several other objects that look exactly like you do now.

I hate it when that happens. :eyes:

[RoeBear]

1. If one were to believe the gloom and doomers

that are inhabiting this web site you would think this would be happening alot these days.

[roguevalley]

2. No, but this happened to me once. There was a green field with

numerous numbered round spheres scattered here and there ... :+

[mcscajun]

3. Next time...hold the anchovies...

...it's obvious they're giving you nightmares. :P

[BlueJazz]

4. Ah...could you pass some of that over here?

...And here I am sitting on my couch studying string theory and you post something like this?? :)

[StClone]

5. No but I thought I was calling one Pizza place...

...to order a pick-up and it was another establishment. You look kinda stupid demanding a pizza when you are at the wrong place is adventure enough.