THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:18 AM
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Personally, I Blame Gay Men For Women Being So Self-Conscious |
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Gay men run the fashion industry and pick the waif thin models to show off their clothes and set the standards for beauty.
This, in turn, gets regular or normal sized women to think they're fat and go on diets and work out and go to health clubs - which are usually run by.... you guessed it - gay men!
Its all an evil gay conspiracy to make women depressed and drive straight men nuts from having to deal with them and comfort them and tell them that they're not fat.
All the while gay men dance (or is it...prance) happily into the night, content knowing that they are the only one's on the planet happy with their bodies.
Meanwhile women are miserable. Straight men are going slowly insane. Gay women are left perched on the outside like vultures waiting to swoop in and pick off vulnerable straight women who don't think men will like them anymore and want to try lesbianism.
Straight men will give up all hope of ever finding a woman not obsessed with her body and go over and bat for the other team, thereby increasing the numbers in the gay community tenfold.
If you ever wondered what the gay agenda is. That, my friends, is the secret uncovered plot.
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matcom
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:19 AM
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1. and here i thought they were just trying to hoard all the toasters! |
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:21 AM
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2. Such a simple plan, yet so perfect. Those diabolical gays. |
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:22 AM
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Well you're seemed to stumble on our little plan. Now, I'm afraid, you'll have to die!!
Let's get him girls!!
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:24 AM
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I wanted the food processor-not the toaster
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henslee
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:24 AM
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5. I know a girl that freaks out and I always ask "when was the last time she |
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ate. She tells me she had coffee this morning. i just smile. Moods swings totally related to not eating.
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:31 AM
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You must have been undercover at one of our secret meetings!!!!that was funny!!! :thumbsup:
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:36 AM
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:37 AM
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I used to be 6'0" 137 pounds. I've rocketed up to 155 lbs over the last five years.
Straight men hate me
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Skittles
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:38 AM
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9. how about those g.d. DRAG QUEENS? |
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LORD they make some of us hopeless REAL WOMEN look BAD. :o
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:38 AM
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10. Well that explains EVERYTHING! |
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LOL, best post of the day!
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Modem Butterfly
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:39 AM
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11. We've bagged on Xians, Dems, Women, Men, now Gays in the Lounge Today |
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Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 11:39 AM by Modem Butterfly
Who's next, the disabled?
:)
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Left Is Write
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:43 AM
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12. Let's see, we could get... |
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..."chicks" who wear glasses, "dudes" with buck teeth, redheads (and we might as well get the blondes too; you know, they're too dumb to respond), blue collar workers, white collar workers... who else?
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:51 AM
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Recovering gambling addicts who've given up coffee because they're now Mormon Xians but can't seem to stop buying scratch off lottery tickets from stores that don't allow Salvation Army bellringers.
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:53 AM
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Wed Dec-22-04 12:03 PM
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17. no dont mess with the redheads, otherwise Ill raise an army |
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to smite you! I kneel at the altar of redheadedness!!;-) :spank:
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Left Is Write
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Wed Dec-22-04 12:11 PM
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18. Oh, don't be angry. I mentioned blondes, didn't I? |
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And I happen to BE a blonde. Not only a blonde, but o' them there "chicks" who wears glasses.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:52 AM
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14. yet no gay man has ever implied i am fat |
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several straight men and women have...
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:54 AM
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16. on second thought i'll erase my smart remark NT |
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Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 11:55 AM by amazona
But I'm not convinced that ANYONE is happy with their body.
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Wed Dec-22-04 12:27 PM
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Jason -- you've topped yourself.
This is too fucking funny!!!!
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Wed Dec-22-04 01:52 PM
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20. I thought the gay men in the fashion industry... |
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...we're actually a race of Subterranean Crab People bent on overthrowing the human race and regaining control of the surface...
...or maybe I watch too much South Park.
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