I had a dream that I was deboning Ann Coulter.

[ohiosmith]

1.Remove the arms at the second joint and reserve. Lift up the skin of the neck to expose the flesh and, using the point of a small knife, follow the contour of the wishbone to get it loose. 2. Pull the wishbone out. 3. Place Ann on her breast, and cut down the backbone to expose the meat. 4. Following the carcass with your knife, begin cutting the meat from the bone. Cut the joint at the shoulder. Cut on top and around the breastbone and on the other side. This is not really complicated; you simply separate the meat from the bone as you go. Do not worry about the leg, shoulder, and wing bones. 5. Remove the carcass in one piece. 6. Cut around the bone of the thigh to free it of meat. Holding the tip in one hand, scrape with your knife, "pushing" the meat from the bone. Separate the thighbone at the joint between the thigh and drumstick. The drumstick bone is left in. 7. With a large knife, cut the tip of the drumstick and... 8. "push" the flesh back to expose the bone. 9. Cut the tip of the arm bones. 10. You will notice that there are 2 fillets loose on the breast. Pull them off and position them lower than the breast, where there is no meat on the skin. Most of the surface should be lined with meat.

[Richardo]

1. I'll put the fava beans on to soak and open the chianti...

:puke:

[glarius]

2. I hope you wore rubber gloves!....nt

[NewJeffCT]

3. is there anything there besides skin & bones?

And, after you sliced her up, did she keep moving like the undead?

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. a large sac of bile too (n/t)

[The Spirit of JFK]

5. That has to be the funniest Subject message on DU...ever

So thanks for that!

On a more serious note...you ARE planning on drinking a white wine with her...like an Alsatian white or Gewürztraminer, right? Something fruity or a bit sweet to compliment/mask her nutty and gamey qualities.?

[ohiosmith]

8. This was my first choice. Your recommendations are however

quite enticing.

[arkie dem]

6. Well, I guess it beats

boning her...!!! Nasty old Ho...!!!

[chuckrocks]

7. there'd be nothing left.

seriously, unless you were gonna make matching lampshades or something. my wife used to have thin people on her desk to encourage her to keep up with her diet. i use mAnn's photo to keep from getting too thin.

[Deja Q]

9. Okay, is she off to go to the corner of 4th & Hennepin in that gaudy PVC?

:shrug:

[lpbk2713]

10. Well did you find an Adam's apple?

All America wants to know.

[More Than A Feeling]

11. Political dreams are so weird

I once dreamt that John Edwards and I were detectives in Chicago solving a murder case.

I thought it was a sign that I had joined the inner circle of politics geeks. So I signed up here!:evilgrin: