i got my xmas bonus - yay!

[sniffa]

it's a rainbow candy cane. do i eat it or hang onto it for sentimentaL reasons?

[demnan]

1. Stick it up your cheap boss's ass

n/t

[Union Thug]

2. We all received locks for our laptops...

Yeah, we can now feel secure in the fact that our laptops are protected by a little "T" of metal twisted into a plastic frame. High security indeed.

[StopTheMorans]

3. lick it a few times,and then proudly affix it to your forehead as a symbol

of your affluence.

[sniffa]

4. aLL the cooL kids are doing it

[StopTheMorans]

6. *licks candy cane and sticks it to forehead*

[Cadence]

9. *takes gum out and sticks it to forehead*

I didn't have a candy cane. Does this look o.k.?

[StopTheMorans]

12. *points and laughs* haha, look who can't afford a candy cane!

:P

[Cadence]

21. Yeah. I lost my job to overseas outsourcing.

I have no family. No life. No candy cane. Just this piece of gum on my forehead.

:shrug:

[sniffa]

22. nice feet though

:D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. Hey, you got something

Don't know if my boss is giving me anything this year. He's mad because I stayed home because the roads are icy. Sorry, but no frikkin' job is worth getting killed or injured. I asked him to donate to Refugees International in my name for my bonus, and that made him mad. He'd rather give me a gift certificate for some restaurant. That's what he did last year...well, his WIFE did it. I expect I'll get something in January from her, because I bought the boss a spittoon, and he's stopped spitting indiscriminately, which helps her far more than it does me.

[ET Awful]

7. It's more than I got, so shaddup :)

I got . . . well, nothing.

[sniffa]

11. i aLso got a sandwich

and some chips & soda

[ET Awful]

13. Quit bragging!

No need to rub it in. Your boss is more generous than mine, I get the picture.

[terrya]

8. That's more than what we got.

Which was absolutely nothing.

[sniffa]

14. i aLso got a meaL

see above ^

they brought in sandwiches. woot!

[Not_Giving_Up]

10. My boss just suggested that I and the FreeperCreep here

Go stand out by the road and try to hustle people in to buy trees. She said what we sell between now and xmas will be our bonuses. Considering the temp has dropped into the 30s, we declined.

[GOPisEvil]

15. That's more than I got!

I'd be thrilled with a candy cane right about now. OK, maybe not thrilled, but at least it's something.

[sniffa]

17. it even has my name on it

score!!

[GOPisEvil]

20. Personalized even?

Man, I got hosed!

[sundog]

16. hang it on your Festivus pole

:evilgrin:

[GingerSnaps]

18. Lick it and don't bite it

You have to savor that sucker all year long.

[sniffa]

19. it don't matter, just don't bite it

she swaLLowed it!

(sorry, on an NWA kick today)

[GingerSnaps]

24. The whole sucker would get hung in your throat

Damn :D

[RebelOne]

23. All we at my company got was a free lunch

at Dave and Buster's.