I got an Ann Coulter book for Christmas

[WoodrowFan]

A friend gave me a gag gift for Christmas, Annthrax's "How to Talk to a Liberal." My friend is a reasonable conservative who's been voting for more and more Democrats as the repuks move further to the right. I don't think he knew who she was really, just saw the title and recognized her as a "conservative." To his credit he also gave me a copy of "The I Hate Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity. . . Reader: The Hideous Truth About America's Ugliest Conservatives" But I was pretty appauled when I opened the package (he wasn't there at the time) Needless to say Ann's "book" is going right back to Borders for store credit.

[chicagojoe]

1. I would...

...wipe "something" with it and send it to Coulter.

[sniffa]

2. yeah

take a hannity on it.

make sure to write on the 'gift' that it's been hannitized. ;)

[WoodrowFan]

3. I'm afried

that'd give me a rash. Besdies, I don't even want her picture coming THAT close to my, um, privates.

[Historic NY]

4. could glue the pages together, down the outside edge.......it

would take forever to open the pages again.

[underpants]

5. Actually I think bookstores are used to that on Ann's books

First off we know that her "fans" don't have the money to buy it in the first place (Mr.Scaife bulkbuys them and hands them out-or so I hear).

Second, they surely aren't going to actually read them so they can "use" it for their purposes right there in the bookstore. If they are lucky enough there is a Starbucks right there....which has free napkins.

[CatholicEdHead]

8. Most often

they are given out through WND, Newsmax, etc... as "freebies" if you sign up for their publication.

[RUDUing2]

6. don't take it back..somebody else might buy it and believe her...

use it to start fires with, as a coaster, as a prop for wobbly tables, etc....

[WoodrowFan]

9. I don't want to add

I don't want to add even one more sale to her total. Besides, it's more likely to be sent back by the bookstore to the publisher as unsold.

[Neoma]

7. I'd read the book and figure out

how Conservatives talks to there foes.

Then go wright a book thats named 'how to talk to Anne Coulter' or 'conservatives' :)

then go stick it in the dish washer 'accidentally'