TufNeck
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:38 PM
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I would rather have my eyes ripped out than see Oceans Twelve again |
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Last night I made the horrible mistake of seeing Oceans Twelve with my girlfriend. I thought "Hey! maybe it will be as decent as the first one." I was wrong. I had to sit in the front row because every other seat was taken. Even before the previews had ended, I was in serious need of advil for neck strainment. I also had the displeasure of having an annoying lady with children behind me. I had to listen to their pointless comments the entire movie. Several times, my girlfriend had to restrain me from choking a few of them.
Worst of all, the movie blew. It rivaled an episode of Sex and the City in lameness. It was over-hyped, and every actor except George Clooney sucked. Possibly the worse decision that the film's director made was putting Catherine Zeta Jones in it.
About half way through, I was attempting to kill myself by headbutting a wall. People started complaining when I made noise. I couldn't even make out with my girlfriend during the movie because of its lack of decent romance. At least during a cheesy love movie like Titanic I was able to ignore what was happening on screen.
Do yourself a favor: don't go see this movie. If you already have (and you enjoyed it), Please stay away from me. I regret everything about this movie and am now dumber for having watched it.
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MercutioATC
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:41 PM
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1. Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. |
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I was looking forward to seeing it but I was also quite disappointed.
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:41 PM
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Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 07:42 PM by Sannum
I saw it and it was not good. If it weren't for George Clooney I would have never seen it. I sat next to this blond bimbot who kept saying "Is that Catherine Zeta-Jones?", "I don't think it is her", "Are you sure it is her?":eyes:. I finally just almost lost it and said "Yes" with my teeth clenched. It is not everyday that you get to yell at a stranger, lol. I liked it.
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:48 PM
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3. Hey, the parents/kids behind you talking thing happened to me once |
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It was at the movie Stargate.
To this day, I still haven't decided which was worse.
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