Post something interesting

[jpgray]

Ready... go!

[Bronco69]

1. Jimmy Carter was the first President born

in a hospital. How's that? :-)

[elperromagico]

3. James Garfield was the last born in a log cabin, IIRC.

[elperromagico]

2. I have conjoined toes.

The second and third toes on my right foot are stuck together.

[jpgray]

4. Try out for swimming (nt)

[miss_kitty]

5. that would make me crazy

[elperromagico]

6. No it wouldn't. You're already crazy.

:D jk

[miss_kitty]

10. Well. OK. Point taken

But if I weren't...

:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

7. I found a song I hadn't heard in years tonight

simply by remembering a lyric.

[jpgray]

8. I think all my favorite Ramones are dead (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

9. another interesting thing

The same essay I fell asleep on and spelled my name wrong, I got an A on even though I didn't get it and I was half asleep typing it, and to be honest, I didn't even really read the book that much and I didn't get it either, so take that Franz Kafka, you Czech nut.

[miss_kitty]

12. so was it Metamorphosis? Gregor Samsa, the giant beetle?

[JohnKleeb]

17. Yeah

I had to explain why it was either fantasy with realistic elements or realistic fantasy or something like that. I'll be honest with you on four things, one I did the essay at the last min, two I did not like the book, three I did not get the book, and four I was so half ass tired that night, I even spelled my name wrong, hmm I think I have that essay heh, maybe I could scan it and it shows my name being crossed out and being spelled right.

[miss_kitty]

23. That was one of my faves. I was going to say something else. But I forgot

[JohnKleeb]

24. agh I hated it so much

I like the new book, we're reading, Kaffir Boy about Aparteid.

[miss_kitty]

27. oh I remember "Franz Kafka on the Telephone" by Shelly Berman

[JohnKleeb]

29. hah

You know, I wonder how I did on my prosecution of Mersualt in my "The Stranger" essay, I think I did good on that, and I thought I bombed the one on Kafka.

[miss_kitty]

31. I am pretty much 'the opposite of what I was feeling just happened'

as far as grades go. I always hope I FEEL like I tanked-sure sign of a good grade.

If you ever get a chance, listen to "Franz Kafka on the Telephone." IIRC, it's a laugh riot.

[JohnKleeb]

33. well sometimes you just know, I know I am gonna pass my history tests

and english ones but most science and math ones especially math are unertainity.

[miss_kitty]

36. Me+Math=Big Guesser.

[mark414]

11. i am listening to the smiths

stoned otu of my mind

[miss_kitty]

13. apparently.

[jpgray]

14. I'm listening to the Sparks

"Amateur Hour" has been caught on me for about two months and I can't get the damn sugary Queen-on-cocaine tripe out of my damn head. They're pretty talented bastards, actually. It just is too wussy-sounding for me to wholeheartedly endorse.

:dunce:

[Az]

15. Dance Voldo Dance

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/17611/

[Fiona]

16. Tom Sawyer

was the first novel written on a typewriter.

[jpgray]

18. Well, Vaginal Woodwinds was the first novella written about a DU post

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

22. Salmonella and Why We Should All Have It

Was George W. Bush's underthesis at Yale :D.

[miss_kitty]

19. My friend's cat sprayed her typewriter. She had to throw it out.

[jpgray]

20. Someone's going to post something amusing

Wherein what is thrown out in your sentence is the cat rather than the typewriter.

[miss_kitty]

26. The typewriter. And the cat. He's mostly an outdoor kitty now.

[jpgray]

30. Dammit.

I'm going to proved wrong unless you make that more amusing.

[miss_kitty]

34. OK. Q has pissed on everything in that house

He's 86'd. Except for one thing. After he pissed on everything in the house and his parents rebuilt the house, and got thrown out (he sneaked in for the typewriter incident), he started getting in extremely expen$ive fights. So now he has to be captured at night and stuck in a large cage in the heated basement. I'm taking care of him and his siblings and that's pretty much what I do between 6-8.

Kitty Round Up! Head Em Up! Move Em Out!-erm-In!

They all hate me. And my little dog hates them. For their Freedoms. And their cat food.

[jpgray]

35. Ok (nt)

[Az]

21. My typewriter just turned into a cockroach

Gotta stop reading Burroughs late at night.

[Az]

25. Dancing naked Japanese men

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/yatta.mpg

Don't know if it's good but its ... interesting.

[Az]

28. Who knew Skeletor was gay?!

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/

[the Princess]

32. I have webbed fingers

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

37. I'm made entirely of liverwurst and I'm 21 inches tall.

And I have gonorrhea.

[Fiona]

38. Sorry about the gono....

I thought it was just a urinary tract infection.

[RandomKoolzip]

40. I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' 'bout no urinary track star

Fiona? As in late 80's pop luminary Fiona whose duet with Kip Winger, "You're Sexing Me" shot straight up to number 184 on the Billboard chart in 1989?!?

Lemme shake your hand. And give you chlamydia.

[Fiona]

44. Yes, that's me

Due to some bad management, I lost the $342 I made from that song, and was forced to find employment as a chicken sexer outside of Dubuque.

Alas, my job was outsourced to India a few years ago, so I've supported myself recently by giving "full release" massages down at the senior center on Social Security check day.

As for the offer of chlamydia, thanks, but not necessary. I already have an especially virulent strain. In fact, the doctors down at the clinic wanna write a paper about me.

[Goathead]

39. I met Harry Connick Jr. in a bathroom once.

He said "Hey, how's it going?"
I said "Pretty good"

[Lilith Velkor]

41. I own an inflatable munitions factory in Brazil

Staffed by lost boys from the streets of Rio, who worship me as a goddess. Soon, all shall love me and despair.

[Az]

42. Inflatable munitions?

[jpgray]

43. Water balloons

Geez. :eyes:

[Fiona]

45. I think she's saying the factory itself is inflatable...

which is helpful when you need to move.

[Lilith Velkor]

51. It floats too.

A must when the floods come.

I like water balloons but tomatoes are better.

[Califooyah Operative]

46. There's a story for you on the newswire! nt

[Moloch]

47. The Holy Roman Empire

was neither holy
nor Roman
nor an empire

discuss.

[Seabiscuit]

48. I need surgery for a large growth on my toe...

It's on my fourth toe on my right foot - almost as large as the pad on my smallest toe - has veins in it and everything. It could take a month on my back recovering, so I keep putting it off over the years, and it just keeps getting worse.

Ugh.

I don't know how "intersting" that is.

[Spacemom]

49. I have a cafe-au-lait birthmark

On my right butt cheek.

[masaka___]

50. Hot Asian Chick