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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 07:12 AM
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Poll question: What did Joseph and Mary do with all that Myrrh and Frankincense??
What did Joseph and Mary do with all that Myrrh and Frankincense?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 07:14 AM
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1. Mainlined It

That stuff is really great, man.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 07:20 AM
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2. fUNNY POST!
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 08:05 AM
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3. EBAY!
"2000-year old Myrrh and Frankincense, no reserve"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 08:07 AM
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4. smoked the Myrrh and snorted the Frankincense
then had wild gang-sex
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 08:13 AM
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5. If the Three Wise Men had been Three Wise Women--
--they would have stopped and asked for directions, gotten there on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned up and put down fresh straw, brought practical gifts, and made a casserole.
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 12:34 PM
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8. Heard that one years ago, and it's still funny ;-)
In another vein ---

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in (insert place here)...?
A: Because nobody could find three wise men and a virgin.

Merry Christmas, all y'alls.



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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 08:23 AM
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6. served it up as a lovely casserole
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 11:07 AM
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7. lunch kick (NT)
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ernstbass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 12:44 PM
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9. smoked it
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 12:47 PM
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10. Saved it for their next garage sale.
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