displacedtexan
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:01 AM
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Help! I need ideas for a Tacky Christmas Ornament competition! |
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I am completely at a loss! The party is tonight!
Therefore, I call on all of my creative DU friends for...
HELP!
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:02 AM
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1. I used to really piss off my ex-girlfriend by insisting that my |
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo ornament be front and center on the tree :)
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:42 AM
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12. You were wise to get out of that relationship! |
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Humor is the only thing that lasts!
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:11 AM
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2. Bejeweled testicle Christmas balls? |
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A penis angel?
That's about as tacky as I can get this am.
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:43 AM
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14. Are you donating the supplies? |
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Just asking.
I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:11 AM
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:21 AM
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Can you put a santa hat and little twinkle lights on a Jesus hanging from the cross?
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:24 AM
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4. That's pretty interesting. |
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I know someone is decorating a toilet seat cover (I guess you'd file that under Tacky Xmas Decor).
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:24 AM
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displacedtexan
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:41 AM
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11. I guess I could use a hair dryer (Can't wait days for it to dry) |
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What if I use the wrapper as the wings?
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:25 AM
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6. Glittered condom 'stockings' |
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Extra large size, of course.
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:30 AM
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7. Well, off the top of my head.... |
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Grab about 2 feet of aluminum foil and ball it up, make hanger out of paper clips. Decorate to personal tacky taste.
Or take an empty toilet paper spool, cover with foil, hanger out of paper clips. Mark with sharpie, Happy Festivus !
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:35 AM
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Glitter-spray their hairballs and insert paper-clip hangers.
If you have lots of cats and LOTS of hairballs, you can string them like popcorn.
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:38 AM
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9. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! |
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:43 AM
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:38 AM
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10. And if they don't have hairballs |
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you can do it with their poo!
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:45 AM
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15. gluing macaroni is always tacky |
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glue some macaroni onto some colored paper as if you are actually trying to create an image of Christmas. Leave traces of the glue everywhere and maybe spray paint the macaroni first with a metallic green or red. Cheap and definitely tacky.
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:48 AM
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16. I bought various types of macaroni... |
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Thu Dec-23-04 08:59 AM
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17. You can alternate macaroni |
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and painted hairballs on your strings....
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Thu Dec-23-04 09:33 AM
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18. Thomas Kinkade ornaments |
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Thu Dec-23-04 09:46 AM
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Thu Dec-23-04 01:34 PM
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He employs a stable of artists, who have to complete a certain number of his reproductions or else they get fired.
60 Minutes profiled him last year.
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Thu Dec-23-04 09:50 AM
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20. Cut out a pic of Shrub and .... |
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Glue red and green pipecleaners around it to make a border ... then put a hook in it.
NOW THAT'S TACKY ... but you know, some fundie freak somewhere probably has a Christmas tree full of them already ...
:freak:
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:04 AM
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22. Use one of those halo pics for an even more disgusting effect. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 09:56 AM
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21. It must involve gluing glitter to something. |
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