The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic's Guide to Holiday Dating

[WMliberal]

http://manhattantransfer.blogspot.com/2004/12/emotionally-unavailable-alcoholics.html

"...I offer you this guide to holiday romance, with one type of girl to avoid for each day of December..."

8. Avoid any girl on anti-psychotics. She’ll go off her meds one day and plant a corkscrew in your ribcage.
12. Avoid dating a girl just because she is your favorite bartender. Where are you going to drink when you want to forget her?
24. Avoid any girl in a poncho. She’s a slave to fashion and will try to make you use expensive hair-products.
26. Avoid any girl who you never found attractive before but suddenly looks hot. You’re drunk.

And for the ladies, there's a link to the great Stephanie Klein's response at the bottom.
Ah, Stephanie Klein... :loveya: