Is my personals page too edgy?

[Deja Q]

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Needs Java and JavaScript support, but who doesn't have that these days?

Any comments or suggestions would be much appreciated. Thanks! (the submenu system is still in development, but all the links do work.)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Not edgy-nice!

Very well done. Only advice I'd give you is NOT to get a haircut, as your hair looks great as it is.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

2. I like it. Nice use of humor.

:hi:

[Jon8503]

4. Pretty friggin great as far as I can see. You certainly have some

talent in that area plus like the info you put on there. Interesting and good.

[autorank]

3. Hmmm...based on your DU image, the personals seems tame.

Like the milkman bill board. BTW, anyone with Schizotypal Personality Disorder can be counted on to never contact you. Looks good. Should attract some borderlines looking for a stable guy.

[Deja Q]

6. Oh drat! Or goody! It depends on your point of view...

I'd hate to be too offensive, but I do want to speak my mind. Before that's illegal for us all too. :D

And you're right, my DU persona may be just a tad harsh at times... O8)

[Deja Q]

8. I have Schizotypal disorder, actually. I think I'll make a footnote too..

Or should I? Hmmm...

[autorank]

15. Nah, I'd leave it off. Keep 'em guessing.

You're DU image is classic but not 'babe magnet' magnet material. The 'personals' page is excellent!

[Deja Q]

25. Not 'babe magnet' material?

:cry:

Well, aside from the fact I'm as queer as a 67 cent piece, is it at all possible for me to look the type of 'babe magnet'?

Or do I need to lose 22 pounds and build up some huge biceps? :D

Thanks for the compliment on the personals page. It's definitely honest, which in of itself would be the antithesis of a 'babe magnet'! :D

[eyesroll]

5. It's not rendering right in Firefox for MacOSX

Some of those psychedelic box thingies float around the screen and block the text.

[Deja Q]

7. Sounds kooky. I'll look into the code... thank you for looking and

mentioning it!

[FizzFuzz]

9. You are hilarious!

Can't read it all now, gotta run, but I like the absurdist in you.

I saw some typos though, but I'm a spelling maven so you can tell me to shove off. ;)

[Deja Q]

13. Absurdist? Moi?! Why naturally, thank you!

:D :D

To me, an absurdist is merely an existentialist with a sense of humor. Or at least a self-perceived sense of humor... :7

I'm something of a spellingzoid too. I do know I did spell "Licence" correctly as it's part of a British movie title. (and owning both the UK and US poster of that movie, I keep the US version neatly hidden...) Of course, I also made up some words, such as "unexistence" but that's because I had too much time on my hands after burning my New World International volume 1 dictionary for heat...

I also borrowed 'Foreign Version' from Woody Allen's "What's Up, Tiger Lilly". I'm going to add a footnote. (his version had the words X'd over the good parts of a nekkid chick during that film... but it seemed more apropos to use it covering David's dynamic dingdong...)

I do hope you get the time later to finish it. I'll find the better spelling errors and correct those, add the footnote, and make a mention as to where I found that delightful little billboard that should have had "deface me" written all over it... :evilgrin:

[Darkseid69]

10. What about mine?

Click here as well

[autorank]

17. America's youth: the hope for the future. Is that your little chair in

the web cam? This page reeks of nice-guy. I think you and HypnoToad should round up some chicks and double date.

[Darkseid69]

22. Maybe I am a nice guy

perverted but nice.

[Deja Q]

24. That reminds me, I need to coyly put in one teensy other detail about me:

How do I say this...

I'm a sausage snorkler... :evilgrin: :wow: :spank:

[Deja Q]

20. Yum yum, give me some!

Wow, that's a MOST impressive site! :thumbsup: You're cute!

And, oh look! That number in your psueodnym is my third favorite! :D

:thumbsup:

[Darkseid69]

23. Give you some what?

I'm siting here munching on fritos and Nachos playing Dark age of camelot

[Placebo]

11. I dunno about edgy, BUT...

:P YOU'RE A CUTIE!!! :9

[Deja Q]

16. Why thank you!

:blush:

If not edgy, what is it - or dare I ask the question? :D (hopefully not 'crap', but I can't please 'em all... except for in bed. Would you believe I haven't ever had one complaint there? :evilgrin: )

[Placebo]

21. I think it's REALLY good...

but then again I'm biased. I'm loving that it's not your typical booooooooooring personals page and it actually gives information about you that you can USE. :hi:

[HEAVYHEART]

12. Very nice

:*

[Az]

14. The eyes keep following me around the room

Ok. I woulda said too edgy but then I noticed the pic of Avon. That puts it all in perspective. Anyone that gets Avon gets points in my book.

I'm not stupid, I'm not expendible, and I'm not going. - Avon

We all know Avon could take 9 federation troopers without breaking a sweat.

[patdem]

18. Why are DU men so handsome and DU women so beautiful when freepers

are do gall dern UGLY? Is it genetic or is it the environmental hatred that makes them freepers ugly???

[gollygee]

19. Hey, you're a cutie!

I like the page :)

[Rowdyboy]

26. NO!!!! Your personals page is great...

You're absolutely adorable! Damn, if I didn't already have the most wonderful guy in the world.....

I cannot believe you're still single! You just need to move south, my friend. Gay men in Mississippi appreciate quality-you would be a busy man if you lived down here.

[Thor_MN]

27. As an aside, what happens if you lose your umbrella and it's raining???

You'll drown!!!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

28. I love it!

Witty, charismatic and a great pic, too!

If I were your type I'd be all over you in a second. ;)