There is a roach in my apartment, and I'm gonna find it.

[amerikat]

It has been here for a year or more. I have considered doing away with it once and for all, but then I think about the consequences, some employer may not hire me for dealing with the roach. But I am fearless and it's Christmas Eve. That roach is toast...so to speak.

[chaska]

1. Uh..., get back to us on that.

[Robeson]

2. For a year or more? Come on man, its earned a right to stay....

...by-the-way, my wife would love your avatar. She's nuts over dragonflies. Which reminds me. Would you kill a dragonfly? So why kill you friend, the roach?

[amerikat]

3. I would never kill a dragonfly..and as for the roach

I think I said "do away with it".

[GRLMGC]

4. Get rid of that freeloader

:evilgrin:

[amerikat]

5. it's gone

:smoke:

[bahrbearian]

6. When you find it , I'll help you smoke it,, I smoked my last roach.

[amerikat]

8. I've tried to smoke them but they are so small and fall thru the

voids in the grill, and they are so difficult to carve.

[maveric]

7. After you find that one look out for the other 800 or so that are there.

Where there is one there are many.

[amerikat]

9. You must be a gardener.......

800 roach plants.....I can only dream.

[Divine Discontent]

10. cough cough

gotta go, wanted to stop by and say hi! :)
too much smoke in here

[amerikat]

11. didn't mean to offend..was it the mesquite or the hickory?

don't get buggy about it.

[Elidor]

12. "Smoke the roach!"

…and then go down that slide, man
Go on down
Go dow-ow-ow-own-owahown…

[amerikat]

13. I know that song...but that bug keeps me from remembering

no text...i'm getting hungry.

[Elidor]

21. Slow Divers

[NuttyFluffers]

14. grind 'im up and cook 'im, he's nutritious!

throw him in spaghetti, throw him in chocolate-y baked treats, etc. he's filled with vitamin! (unwrap the 'carapace' first, btw)

[amerikat]

15. i'm hunting woaches....sshhhhh

[NuttyFluffers]

25. kiww da woaches, kiww da woaches, kiww da woaches, kiww da woaches!!

bwa ha ha ha ha ha... you huntin' woaches. *loans you a horned helmet*

[JohnnyRingo]

16. Heh..heh, dude...Are we speaking the same language?

I've been looking for that missing Thai Stick roach since 1978.

Iknow it's still here somewhere...It's legendary.

[amerikat]

17. absolutely........keep looking

it's in the jacket you wore in 1978....and you wonder why they call it the salvation army?

[sans qualia]

18. Does it look like this?

:scared:

[amerikat]

19. that's not a roach

it's some other bug.

[sans qualia]

22. Actually it's a 4cm-long cave-dwelling cockroach from Borneo

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4121637.stm

[amerikat]

24. kool...I had no clue that it was a roach

looked more like a beetle to me.

[jdots]

20. One roach ?

I don't think so,that would be like one rat.

[amerikat]

23. "the" one and only...gone but not forgotten

great name for a band......"one roach"......or "one rat"...or "one roach rat".