UrbScotty
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Fri Dec-24-04 06:35 PM
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What have YOU done to keep the CHRIST in CHRISTMAS? |
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I've done two things.
1. When I heard that Rumsfeld was in Iraq, I shouted "JESUS CHRIST!" at the TV.
2. I declared my candidacy for the Jesusland Congress.
So... What have YOU done to keep the CHRIST in Christmas?
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Fri Dec-24-04 06:38 PM
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I've shouted JESUS CHRIST about a dozen times
I haven't done anything really Christian-like though this year, like beating up a muslim or burning his car or anything.
congratulations on your run.
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Fri Dec-24-04 06:42 PM
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2. I said "Jesus Christ" when I saw your headline. |
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:02 PM
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:05 PM
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4. Well I haven't beat the shit out of anyone today |
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Even though at least one person really deserved it. So I guess you could say I keeping with the spirit of Christ.
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:08 PM
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with some of the things christ said about how we should try to lead our lives. i`ve made sure my three friends at work know i am wishing them a nice christmas even though i missed the last day of work and couldn`t tell them in person. does that count?
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:20 PM
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6. I'm spelling it Christmas |
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instead of Xmas.
There's my contribution.
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Fri Dec-24-04 08:26 PM
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8. I spell it "Xmas," just like the early Greeks did. |
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It's not my fault that the fuckin' fundies don't know their church history!
Besides, shouldn't it be Jesus H Tap-Dancing Christmas?
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:44 PM
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7. well, since 'the church' stole the winter solstice from the pagans |
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and replaced it with a fairy tale, I do everything I can to take the christ out of christmas. :evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-24-04 08:29 PM
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9. I didn't give in to commercialism or |
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consumerism with a gluttony of shopping excess.
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