Keep me awake. I'm too drunk to pass out now.

[short bus president]

And there's still some fire in the pipe, and a whole other Red Stripe to get through before I hafta start in on the tequila!

I need music, too. Steely Dan? Tribe Called Quest? Clash? Stiff Little Fingers? Althea & Donna?

Oy. The choosing of it all! My head needs beer.

[JohnKleeb]

1. I'll give you all the clash titles JimmyJazz recommended me the other nigh

Complete Control
White Man in Hammersmith Palais
Clampdown
Broadway
Washington Bullets
Brand New Cadillac
I'm So Bored with the USA
The Call Up
Death is a Star
Train in Vain
Bankrobber
Safe European Home
Spanish Bombs
Rebel Waltz
If Music Could Talk
The Card Cheat
Armegiddeon Time
Straight to Hell
Janie Jones
Jimmy Jazz
The Four Horsemen
Right Profile

[short bus president]

3. Well, just so you get a complete and balanced diet...

here's a list from that other island out that way:

78RPM
Suspect Device
Wasted Life
Gotta Getaway
Alternative Ulster
Rough Trade
Barbed Wire Love
The Cosh
Tin Soldiers
Each Dollar a Bullet

:D

[JohnKleeb]

9. heh thanks

You know the funny thing is, the first time I ever heard Strummer was in the South Park episode, Chef Aid.

[short bus president]

13. Ooh! That reminds me...

Add "Strummerville" to that list. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

16. I gotta download some other stuff

I still have less songs on iTunes than Hank Aaron has all time home runs :(.

[JimmyJazz]

12. That's sweet of you to keep my list, but I've already

been working on getting Short Bus Clashified!

[JohnKleeb]

ahh I see

yes I copied the list directly.

[FarLeftRage]

53. What??

No Remote Control, Clash City Rockers, Guns On the Roof, Death Or Glory???

Whatsa matta wid you Kleeb?

[aQuArius]

2. Cheers!

:toast: drink-up! Santa's gonna bring me the vodka!

[short bus president]

6. Santa came early for me.

And set up a convenient year-round dispensary in the refrigerated aisle at my local supermarket. :D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

4. Dammit, I am busy trying to keep JimmyJazz awake in another thread,

With dancers, Here's one for you:

[short bus president]

7. That image is practically screaming out for a hat.

What the hell kinda hat dance is that with no hat?

And good evening, Miz Lou_Who. Happy 11:19! Er, um... 10:19!

:toast:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

11. You and you're crazy parallel universe of the future!

I stole the fucker's hat. It looked better on me.

[short bus president]

15. Heh - it's gonna be jeebus' birthday here in a half hour,

and YOU'VE gotta wait another HOUR after that! :P

I'm sure parallel jeebus is a perfectly cromulent lord and savior, tho. Really. :P

[Goathead]

5. If you are drinking Red Stripes

I would suggest some Jimmy Cliff. Cheers Bruddah!:toast:

[short bus president]

8. Nice suggestion!

Gonna squeeze those last two posts out before Jeebus' birthday, goat?

[JimmyJazz]

10. Did someone say tequila?????

It's not Cabo by any chance is it? If so, could I have your address? :7

And tell CLW, I'm awake - all that gyrating from the perv guy got me kinda twitchy!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. You are BEGGING for another post of Sammy Van Hagar!

The party's in the bottle!!

But... I will spare you

[short bus president]

18. The perv guy?

You mean me?

[JimmyJazz]

22. Not really - the guy in CLWs gif, but if you want it to mean you....

um, okay. So are you really a gyrating perv? If so, I'll ask you one more time...can I have your address? :7

[short bus president]

24. I could gyrate for you...

but to properly perv out you know what tools I'll need. :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

26. No more kitchen tongs, SBP!

That's just not right,

[short bus president]

29. Well, if YOU can tell me

a more efficent way to toss a salad, I'd love to hear it...

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

32. OK, got me there. Dude, 8 minutes for you til jeebus' birthday...

are you ready?

[short bus president]

33. Yep. I got me

a hot midnight date.

:D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

35. A date? But, but... I thought you were saving yourself for me?

:cry:

[short bus president]

36. You misunderstood, dear...

I said I was SCAVERING myself for you. Which you SHOULD find flattering, although people seldom do. :D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

37. Should I be offended or flattered?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

38. Isn't it so often a fine line between the two?

:D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

40. Then, despite not knowing what the fuck "scavering" is... I choose to be

flattered.

[short bus president]

41. Wise choice!

I KNEW you were a cromulent one. :D

Nice .gifs yer sportin' there, too.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

44. I'll take my kicks wherever I can get them!

If you keep looking at my gifs all googly eyed, people are going to start to talk.

[short bus president]

46. My eyes are far too

red and beer-fuzzy to be much good at googling now anyway. :D

[JimmyJazz]

39. no, as a matter of fact I don't.

Why don't you edumacate me? :9

[short bus president]

47. You know my terms.

First the Catholic Schoolgirl outfit. THEN the "education."

:P

[JimmyJazz]

52. okay!

:7

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. What's the use of getting sober...

When you're gonna get drunk again...

[short bus president]

19. Heh.

It gets yer liver's hopes up. Then you smack that sucker right back in its place!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

20. Tom Waits, when it starts getting really really late. Just before it gets

really really early.

"I've Got a Bad Liver (and a Broken Heart)"

"The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)".

[frictionlessO]

21. Lets bowl, my man!! T'aint no singin' untill the big lizards dead!

So lets fire it up and get its tail in our heads!!
Mutha!

shit yeah Im zoinked! as a grown up I tend to like christmess eve better than christmess day. how 'bout you shorty?

missed ya!:hi: :toast: :smoke: :bounce:

[short bus president]

23. I don't much like nuther of 'em.

Buncha phony-ass hoohah supposedly all over some religious nonsense or other. Makes for good angry drinkin', tho.

As for the smokin', it makes it hard to drink angrily. It makes the evening much more of a "drink to stop coughing" kinda of thing.

And how YOU been doin'? I'm drunk, and I dislike my family, and most other people. :D

[frictionlessO]

31. ahh so nice to see you in such high spirits!!

Yeah I dont like your family either, but I betcha they taste like humans, gosh darnit!!
uhmm never you mind that...

Guess Ill just have to smoke sweet thoughts in your general direction, cutie!:loveya:

No blushing for you until you stop disliking most other people. Youd probably get along with just under half of 'em, if you believe that donkey fucker leader shitwad.

Have you masturbated tonight? tha always helps me... I masturbate out of anger... quite often. I guess honest self loathing turns me on:P


monster magnet always helps me!
:toast: :toast: :toast:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

25. ssssshhhh, but...

SBP is not being considered for a promotion to the 'nice' list this year. He's been naughty. He gets bitter this time of year. He'll be ok as soon as he realizes that means he can continue his scavery ways, guilt free.

[frictionlessO]

34. hes just sooo fuckin' cute when hes all petulant and shit!!

adorable!
I just wanna pinch his cute widdle cheeks... but that would probably turn him on, and we all know what would happen after that!

[short bus president]

42. Now, now

I'm not nearly the slut some people make me out to be. Precious few people know what happens when I get turned on. And trust me - the survivors are in NO shape to be talkin'!

:P

[frictionlessO]

51. okay if you say so.

looks like I just missed jimmy...
I suck...

[miss_kitty]

27. would you please give my dog a bath? She stinks.

she hates baths too. She hasta have one tonight.

Edit: typo

[short bus president]

30. Mine don't much like that, either.

But they both LOVE to be dried off, so it's kind of a suffering/reward kinda thing for us.

If she REALLY hates it - I mean like so much that she's drawing blood - have the groomers do it, and rub her in fabric softener sheets when she stinks between baths!

[miss_kitty]

54. she so totally hated it

plus I'm on a 'no licking' kick. That's what makes her stink.

After i got her calmed down and swaddled (just like the baby jebus), she vibrated on me for and half an hour. OK maybe 20 minutes.

She shore smells purty!

[democracyindanger]

28. Tribe

Here we go yo...here we go yo...say whas uh whas da scenario...

[short bus president]

48. Yeah - had to work in some of that.

My puppy Stangle dances to "Rap Producer," 'cuz he goes by "Stang" for short, and is a natural for the "stang-diggy-dang-a-dang-a-dang..." thing.

[TroubleMan]

43. ATCQ & Althea and Donna - sounds like my playlist

However, you have more than one Althea & Donna song?

Pretty much all they had was Uptown Top Ranking.

[short bus president]

45. The entire album is incredible.

There's not a song on it I'll skip over. "Uptown Top Ranking" in it's entirety is worth owning. No doubt!

[TroubleMan]

49. I have about a million reggae songs on my comp and I've missed that

I'll have to get that. Thanks.

[short bus president]

50. de nada.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it. ;-)