Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:26 PM
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Dropped my catheter.
Sorry for the mess, fellow Loungians.
Let me just get that cleaned up and.... whoops! There goes the colostomy bag. Damn.
Sorry. Really, really truly sorry everybody. I know we all have to live here together, and here I am, stinking the place up...and....ungh....ugh.....uuuuuuhhhh..................ooh, man, sorry for the vomit. I bet that's really gonna stink - that was cheese and steak from lunch, and probably some liver and eggs from breakfast. Yep, looks like liver. Definitely that's cheese.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry everyone.
I'll get it all cleaned up as soon as I get my just-burst infection sealed back up.
(There - Rabrrrrrr's celebratory homage to Christmas Eve - happy holiday everyone!)
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:27 PM
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Rabrrrrrr
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:29 AM
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8. Here, let me clean that up for ya. |
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I have a bucket. And a hose. And a....oops, I vomited again. Looks like cheerios, don't it? Sad thing is, those ain't cheerios.
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:29 PM
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2. Just be glad the ostomy bag is intact. |
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:32 PM
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oh shit. I mean, eh, oh gracious.
or something.
hey and if you want ostomy stories, let me know. I have a few that are suitably disgusting.
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:32 PM
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4. I have been around for a while and I have read you.... |
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:41 PM
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5. Thank you! I try to be kind... |
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Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 11:41 PM by Rabrrrrrr
:hi:
I'd offer to shake your hand, but you really don't want to touch it right now...
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:43 PM
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6. "Whoops" right back at ya- |
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Thanks for warning me- I just finished dinner. Rabrrrrr, you're a regular fear factory. :puke:
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:48 PM
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You just never what's gonna come outta me. Whether it be words, or partially digested foodstuffs.
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Oops again!
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