gtp1976
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Sat Dec-25-04 12:58 AM
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What is the perfect response to any insult?
I'll give an example.
Insult: Does your Mom know you're gay? Response: No, but your Mom knows I'm not.
Again, this scenario is not meant to offend anyone, it is just an example of a great comeback to an insulting question. I am not implying that being gay is a bad thing. It is just the first best response that came to mind. Mom jokes are always a great comeback. :-)
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parasim
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:15 AM
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"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and it's all out of you!"
classic Costanza there, i tell ya
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:17 AM
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2. Bruce Willis is a prick, |
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but I like his line in Last Boy Scout: "Head or Gut?"
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Floogeldy
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:27 AM
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. . . one of my favorite lines from "Aliens," when Private Vasquez is doing pullups and Private Hudson asks her, "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" Her great insult reply is, "No. Have you?"
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davsand
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:42 AM
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4. Blanket response to ANY rude comment: |
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(Say this VERY loudly) "Your WHAT hurts?"
The key to success with that one is a belligerent attitude an an ability to project your voice over a room full of conversations.
Laura
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