The two Yules.. Wait, what? The two yules. Hold on a minute

[DS1]

What the fuck is a Yule? And is it the dumbest word in the English language or what?

[matcom]

1. i saw a Yule log this morning

right after my 3rd cup of spiked coffee :hurts:

[DS1]

2. as long as it didn't roll out into your living room

:scared:

[matcom]

3. nore was it on fire

well, almost

[DS1]

4. That's one raging case of colitis you got there, bud

:hurts:

[matcom]

5. colitis? and here i thought it was attributed to

the tacos for last night's dinner

[DS1]

6. Tacos for Christmas Eve dinner? I'm reporting you to the Free Board

of Freedom Christmas and Christmas Freedom Regulatory Committees.

Fuck you!

[matcom]

7. better tell them .......

i was getting laid whilst all the god-fearing ones were flocking to midnight mass like lemmings too!

oh yeah, and i was DRUNK!

:D

[DS1]

8. MY EYES! My God Fearin' Until Xmas Present is Firmly in My Hand

Eyes burn!

Your fiery rolling Yule of death knows no limitations. In fact, I think Journey just reunited to write a song about it!

Yuuuule in the sky keeps on burnin'

[matcom]

10. Bon Jovi is doing the cover in my honor

"OOOOOOooooooooo She's A Yule Runaway......"

*sssshhhhhhh* don't tell them but i said "Happy Holidays" at the grocery store yesterday

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. I think the word isn't really English

back in the Stone Age, when I was in high school, they talked about "Yoel", the holiday the invading Norse brought to England.