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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 01:03 PM
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It's Christmas! When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 01:07 PM
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1. George Carlin's version of the Ten Commandments:
THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE.

THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE AVENGER THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.


Saw his show in November and he was very proud that this book got banned from being sold in WalMart.
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