I'd like to jump naked into a giant pecan pie

[Zomby Woof]

And lick myself off.

[GOPisEvil]

1. If you could lick your whole body you'd never leave the house.

Mmmmmmm...pecan pie. If it's all the same, can I cut myself a slice BEFORE you jump in? Thanks.

[Zomby Woof]

3. Well, I suppose!

I'll have one of those White Russians too.

[yvr girl]

6. I'm about to make one.

Do you want me to pour one for you too. I'll need some of that pie though.

[Zomby Woof]

9. fair deal!

You too, will get a slice of pre-naked pie! :D

[yvr girl]

15. And here I was hoping....

nevermind. Here's your drink.

[Zomby Woof]

17. I was trying to be nice

But you're welcome to join me, naked and all! :P

Thanks for the great drink!

[yvr girl]

26. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling buzzed already

I would jump in your pie naked, but I need to go out. I need to rectify my naked state - it's so embarassing when the cops pull you over and you're buzzed AND naked.

[Zomby Woof]

27. Buzzed, naked, and

Coated with sticky pecans. :o

Maybe THAT should be in your next game of "Which One Is The Lie?"

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. the pie part sounds good!

and if the other floats your boat, well.....

[bigwillq]

5. I have a pretty large

pecan pie in my fridge. Only had two slices of it. It was really good.

Want a piece?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

21. Yum

alas, because of blood sugar problems, the only pie I can have now is virtual pie. So thank you! Yum!

[jellybelly]

4. okay but

why not just eat the pie instead of jumping in naked?:+

[Zomby Woof]

7. I want to show my utter devotion to the pie

I REALLY love pecan pie. REALLY LOVE IT.

[supernova]

10. You need more

nuts. :+

[Zomby Woof]

12. aren't I nuts enough?

:crazy: :hi: Super Supernova!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. Well, it IS his plan to add a couple of them to the pie, isn't it? (nt)

[supernova]

20. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. Let's jump in together

Zomby. Then I can get the parts on you you can't reach and you can get the parts on me I can't reach!

(Oh my. That was.....just wrong.)

[Zomby Woof]

11. Locking thread

ZombyWoof - DU Moderator

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Heh

locking thread, there's nothing more to see here, folks, move it along. We've locked it so you can't see anything!

[KittyWampus]

16. Hey, That's What We Had For Dessert Yesterday! But No ZombyWoof

jumped out. :)

[Zomby Woof]

18. MUCH to the relief of your family!

:hi: Happy Holidays cryingshame!

[lumberingbear]

19. The image is disturbing.......

yet somewhat interesting. YIKES!!! What am I thinking???

[xchrom]

22. can i help?!?!?!

[Zomby Woof]

23. You'll have to forgive SOteric her body hair first

:o

[SOteric]

24. Two words:

Body hair. :P

[Zomby Woof]

25. Well, I do need traction

:P