So you call in a pizza to be delivered, and the guy who takes your order

[Maddy McCall]

...says, "The driver will call you in 20 minutes for directions." After all, this is a place that guarantees delivery in less than 50 minutes from the time your order is taken.

You sit and wait, and an hour and fifteen minutes later, you call the pizza place back to see what the reason is for the delay. They tell you that they only have two drivers,because one called in sick, and that as soon as a driver gets back, they'll tell him to call you. You ask, "Will the pizza even be hot?" The person assures you it will. :eyes:

So you wait. And you wait. Twenty minutes later...

[jellybelly]

1. demand that the pizza be delivered hot

if not you get it for free.

[Maddy McCall]

Two hours after being cooked and sitting in a hot box...

it would be pizza jerky instead of pizza. :-)

[Kellanved]

2. I tell that the callers all the time

Of course I don't actually run a call-a-pizza business, I just happen to have a telephone number previously owned by a pizza service. (if the money is right, I might mail a few frozen pizzas).

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. what kinda weird pizza place calls you back for directions?

Here they see your number on caller ID (or ask for it) and look up your address in the computer. Badda-boom, badda-bing.

[Maddy McCall]

5. It's not a big name pizza joint...

a locally owned one. The pizza actually sucks...they bought out a Little Ceasars, so it is basically Little Ceasars with a local name...but they deliver, so we eat sucky pizza because I don't feel like driving.

Anyway, no matter if the same delivery person has delivered twenty times to you, he or she still calls for directions. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

4. Give him directions to a house down the street. Then beat and rob him

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL! Pay off the credit card bill, eh?

Naw...I'm too much of a pacifist. :-)

[HEyHEY]

7. Just try to scare him into giving the money up

[Wcross]

8. ONLY pizza place in town?????

Why didn't they tell you when you called that there would be a two hour delay b4 you got your order???? I would cancel on that fact alone. I never have pizza delivered, I always pick it up at the local independent pizza parlor.

[mcscajun]

10. That's the way I do it...

I call and place an order for pickup, they say it'll be ready in 20 minutes. In ten minutes, I'm in the car on the way to the pizza place.

It's always hot when I get it home...no 'pizza jerky' for me, thanks. (to the originator of that one -- *nice phrase* btw)

[baldguy]

9. Do you live in Middle-of-Nowhere, MT?

I've got a half dozen pizza places in walking distance from my house. If one doesn't give me the service I've requested, then I call another.

[C.C.D.]

15. Heh. That would be me. (nt)

[Spinzonner]

11. You give them a Pizza your mind

[havocmom]

12. You have a place that delivers pizza???

Wow, that'd be something. Next thing, you'll tell me they have sliced bread where you live!

Do you believe me now about how SMALL my town is? LOL

Hi Maddy, sorry you are having a bad pizza day. Want some leftover stuffed grape leaves?

[Spinzonner]

13. So small that if you drive into town you've already left it ?

[havocmom]

14. SOOOOO small it takes longer to get car out of garage than to walk

out of town!

[vpigrad]

16. You wait....

because if you canceled your order everytime somewhere was slow, you'd starve to death. Service in this country has gone to hell. All you can do is sit and stew.