How Deep is Your Love?

[ForrestGump]

[nini]

1. LOL I want one of those disco signs!

what a crackup!

[Padraig18]

2. That one was easy

The best day of my life was the day I met my Tony!:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

3. How does one go about getting their disco dancing authorized?

Is there a form? Submission of a video? Live performance? :shrug:

Oh, and the depth of my love is infinite - just noone on whom to bestow my depth. :-)

[SOteric]

4. So...in more ways than one...

Your love is truly bottomless. :7

[GOPisEvil]

7. Heehee!

Yeah, but you should see MY bottom - rivals matcom's...not quite as nice, but whose is? :D

[SOteric]

9. Hey!

No one consulted me for my verdict in the GOPisEvil/Matcom Fine Ass Free-style Competition.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Mine's getting better!

I just worked out my lower body today. Work the glutes every time I do cardio, too! :D

[MarianJack]

5. Fathomless!

I am hopelessly and passionately in love with my wife. She and my 3 year old son are the family I always dreamed of.

To think, at slob bones university we would have had our asses kicked out. I'm white, she's Hispanic and we adopted an African American little boy. We are also Catholic. Those "good Christians" (including whistle ass, who did not challenge their views when he spoke there in '00) would hate us!

[Rowdyboy]

6. He is my first love

He will be my last love

[Padraig18]

8. God bless you both!

I feel the EXACT same way! :)

[liberalpress]

11. He's Your future..

He's your past..

Lovin' him is all you ask

Honey..

All he ever needs is you/

[KCDem]

12. how deep do you need it to be?

:evilgrin:

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[ForrestGump]

15. Oh, yes, those spankings a re so well deserved...

And a gentleman would never tell.

Neither would I. :P

[TXlib]

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[ForrestGump]

24. Dude, I'm beginning to wonder if she enjoys that sort of thing

:D

[populistmom]

13. Okay, I'll bite

I envy the fathomless people, but as a child of two people with the worst marriage in the history of the universe, I could never be quite there. Maybe a little exageration, but by the time I was 19, my parents had been married and divorced from each other twice and spent years on again and off again, moved me around every couple of years because of their "issues" with each other, and overall made my life really unstable. I've dealt with a lot of emotional crap because of it and somehow have managed to have a good marriage, but no, not fathomless because to me that means unconditional and in all honesty for most marriages to work, there are a few conditions that if unfullfilled is a roadblock. I've never been naive (or open my heart that much if you want to look at it from that standpoint) enough to believe that anything could be that perfect.

[ForrestGump]

21. I'd love to experience unconditional love, but

maybe you're right - our relationships with pets (and young children?) aside. It'd be nice, though, to at least be close to that asymptote of fathomless, unconditional love. I live in hope! :D

No, wait a minute..Bill Clinton lived in Hope, not me...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Well........... you know that canyon in Arizona?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

16. I KNEW I recognzied you from somewhere!

I spent three days in there quite a few years ago. Got pictures and everything. It was hard work, but the rewards were fantastic. Did a lot of sweating. I was so hungry when I climbed out of there, too. :D

Was it good for you, too?

:o

[TXlib]

19. That's a little TOO frickin' deep!

[TreasonousBastard]

17. For whom?

[SOteric]

20. At LEAST

as deep as the horsepucky in the Lounge. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

22. There is none deeper

Nor piled higher. :D

Make the pie higher!

[SOteric]

23. Is that

Cow-pie? ...or just a generic meadow muffin...

[ForrestGump]

25. Cow pie with a side of buffalo chips

And who says British cuisine is lacking?

[GOPisEvil]

26. There used to be a burger joint in College Station, TX called the Cow Hop!

They served burgers called "Cow Pies". They were DELICIOUS! But, they got shut down by the health dept. a few times. :D

So, when you ordered, you ordered a cow pie and fries! :D

Edit - Oh, and their logo on the window was a cow jumping rope! :P

Sadly, it's gone now, though...

[ForrestGump]

27. I love it! That's how we'll make out first million, dude...

selling all-natural cow pies through Costco, coincident with starting a nationwide chain of cowpie outlets. America's ready for it - look at what they've been fed the last few years!

[SOteric]

28. There's a cookie franchise hereabouts

that sells 'Cow Chip Cookie's.' Big chocolate chip splats twice the size of a large fist. They're quite tasty when served warm.

:7

[ForrestGump]

29. Mmmmm....warm cow chips

Reminds me of those days on the ranch...

[SOteric]

30. It's not nice

to flaunt your wealth and fine delicacies in front of those of us who only had dirt and some crab grass.

[LWolf]

31. Deep enough.

Sometimes too deep to extricate myself when necessary.

I don't plan to dive anymore.