Let's start a "Pompous Condescension and Self-Affirming Indignation" Group

[jpgray]

You fuckers post on such puerile and worthless topics, however, that the only conceivable member would be me. I'll need you crummy proles to sign on for the Group-forming boilerplate, though.

[Catshrink]

1. Fascist.

I think.

[jpgray]

5. My fucking group got off the ground long ago

So to speak. It's called the Sexagon; you may have heard of it.

edit: And replying to the wrong replies is just further evidence of my genius.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I won't join your fucking group

because the very fact that you feel you have to SAY you are great means you aren't so there.

[Fenris]

3. You would say that, fuckwit.

[jpgray]

6. You're out. No "(nt)" or even the more esoteric "eom".

I clicked for nothing more than I could already read. I may have to start an ATA thread about this.

[NightTrain]

4. Sounds good to me, you fetid hunk of philistine flotsam!

[eyepaddle]

7. Bravo

Very well done. The coarseness of your language, speaks to an inferior education...perhaps Dartmouth? Possibly a maritime academy? Still, one must admire the force of your convictions, they will serve you well when working with the ruffians.

[jpgray]

9. Fuck it

I'll just create nine sock puppets.

[democracyindanger]

8. Let's not and say we did.

I'm pretty sure that's condescending, but may not be pompous or indignant. Suppose it's all in the tone.

[chicagojoe]

10. Now see here...

I represent the Indignancy Industry of America.
What's in it for us?

[roguevalley]

11. I refuse to belong to a group that would have you as a member.

:evilgrin:

<props to groucho marx>

[flamingyouth]

12. Why don't you stop spamming the board?

I'm tired of seeing you here every time I log on. ;)

[jpgray]

14. I thought I told you to only respond to me as "Moderator"

Based on what I see in ATA, a $5-$15 donation every quarter is more than enough reason for my every whim and demand to be realized. Clearly if I feel slightly annoyed or momentarily inconvenienced, I don't even have to put up the pretense of being polite.

On a more direct note, I think your personal quota of vanity threads for the month has more than expired. Whether the admins put you on Gungeon duty or feed your soul to Loki, malevolent god of strife and discord, I don't know, but something must be done. No, don't thank me--I know if I weren't around to point these things out, DU would surely collapse.

Actually, do thank me. As Moderator.

:dunce: :silly:

[StopTheMorans]

13. what utter horseshit!

*stomps off*

[jpgray]

16. You're in

Unless you actually come back--then you're out again.

[MissBrooks]

15. Huh?

[neebob]

17. You, Sir, are one

pompous, condescending, self-affirmingly indignant fucker! And thank you for giving me the opportunity to address you as Sir.

[asthmaticeog]

18. Oh, my word!

How positively darling that you fancy yourself qualified to start such a group! Your imbecilic antics are a source of great amusement to me.

[jpgray]

19. "Oh my word","positively darling", "fancy"...

I dunno about this group, but when I form my DU Group of Foppish Fops and General Foppery, you're in.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

20. STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!

Mommy and daddy, don't ruin another christmas......

[jpgray]

21. You're the worst thing to ever come out of our liquor cabinet

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Go sit on a knife, you chattering dick-monkey.

I'm not talking to you after what you said about The Move the other night. Roy Wood (my boyfriend) is going to force you to groin him in the knee, toefucker.

[jpgray]

24. If he shares his eye makeup with me, I'll let him groin me anywhere (nt)

[azoth]

22. mhmm...

WHATevah. So - good luck with that. Really.

[CanuckAmok]

25. How about a "Indecipherable Lyrics/Drinking Too Much in Manchester" group?

Then, and only then, will you live up to your avatar.

[jpgray]

26. "Container Drivers" and "M5" mean something really profound

I swear.

[CanuckAmok]

27. You're not up to much.

But that's the lay of the land, my son.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. New DU rule: NO BULBS.

And if there's a newbie, always check the record, check the record, check the guy's track record.

Hey there, fuckface!

[jpgray]

29. You're spoiling all the paintwork

This is a cool group.

[CanuckAmok]

30. Anyone seen John Keys lately?

I hear he missed X-MASS.

I suppose he can catch Middle-Mass at the Birmingham School of Business School.

In Spain.

[jpgray]

31. Have you ever had a chance to meet

fat Captain Beefheart imitators with zits? The women never got in here.

[CanuckAmok]

32. No, but have you se-e-e-e-e-n my new house?

It's 2x4.

[RandomKoolzip]

34. According to the Postman, it's like the bleedin' bank of England.

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Stepping out last night, I ran into some British people in hot weather...

Which was odd, because it was X-mas.

Ah, but that's what happens if you don't pay your rates.

[CanuckAmok]

36. Did you cab it up?

Were they elves?

Terry Waite says the Hip Priest is this nation's saving grace.

[RandomKoolzip]

37. I did. I got in the cab and said "Chicago, Now!"

And he said, "Hey! Luciani! There's a ghost in my house, so I'll drop you off by the high-tension line.

This happened various times.

[CanuckAmok]

39. Enter at your peril...

I hope you can quickly learn the language.

Signed,
Spoilt Victorian Child

[RandomKoolzip]

41. That's not my name! I am Damo Suzuki!

There's a party goin' on around here.....

Signed,
Roman Totale III

[jpgray]

42. He's not appreciated

Who is Mr. Karlheinz Stockhausen? Introduce me.

[CanuckAmok]

44. A British Grenadier who hit the North. .

Invented Jawbone and the Air-rifle. But who makes the Nazis?

[RandomKoolzip]

47. Vittamin B B'langelo, of course.

[jpgray]

49. Happy Harry Plank from the land of waving palms

Message for ya--I'm into CB. Citizens in my street are also partial to this.

[RandomKoolzip]

50. Even those at Tempo House?

[jpgray]

52. Is there anybody there?

Yeah.

(I'm going to bed. You bastards know your Fall lyrics, though.)

[RandomKoolzip]

53. Good night, fuckface!

I've never felt better in my life.


(See ya round, jp)

[RandomKoolzip]

45. Well, when what used to excite you does not, and it's monday morning

and you've got no nerves left, then I think I'll cut my Dyckhoff.


But then again, I used to ballet, and never did I rate.

[CanuckAmok]

46. Still searching for the Now? Try White Lightnin'.

[RandomKoolzip]

48. Searching? I'm the Mick Jagger of RIGHT NOW.

And it's a fantastic life.

[CanuckAmok]

51. No more 'no get ahead'? Final closure.

we only have this excerpt.

[RandomKoolzip]

54. but what really went on there?

Anyhow, I'm hittin' the north...uh,. I mean "the sack."

G'nacht!

[jpgray]

38. Stop mithering

The difference between you and us is we have brains.

[CanuckAmok]

40. Yarbles! n/t

[leftofthedial]

35. no. groups are for subsets of DU

if we're all on it, it wouldn't be a group, now would it?

You'd know this if you'd studied set theory. I'm sick of wasting my time trying to enlighten you fools.

[helnwhls]

43. god yes, I live for the noise!

the sensless pratter

[jdots]

55. who is more pissa ? what is more generation Z plus ?

[WritersBlock]

56. Thought there already was one...

.. and that they had a convention in NYC last summer. :evilgrin: