Remember folks, ZombyWoof Loves You

[Zomby Woof]

It's a tough, bitter world out there. But I love you, ok? :loveya:

[StopTheMorans]

1. piss off

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

2. I prefer pissing on

The graves of bigoted hatemongers. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

4. homophobic hatemongers?!!?!??!? where!?!?!?!??!?!!

*pounds fist into palm* :grr:

[Zomby Woof]

6. See any Reggie White thread

(and people, PLEASE do not drag those flames into my lovefest!)

[StopTheMorans]

8. if karma is real; you certainly deserve a good threadjacking

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

10. LOL

I am immune! I welcome jacking, I mean THREADjacking that is. :o

[jbane]

3. God bless you brother, I love you too.

[Zomby Woof]

5. ah yes

Spread the love!

[Fridays Child]

7. Even the gassy DUers?

You are the best, ZW! :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

11. gassy or sassy!

:hug:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. I have it on very good advisement...

That ZeeDub has a full chemical-biological anti-contamination suit, just for wearing when he is spreading the love to Gassy DU'ers.

Of course, it has some mounting points for some VERY interesting Tools of Love Spreading. ;-)

[BlueJazz]

9. Oh..You say this now, but someday.....

...a beautiful Yak will come along and you'll forget all about us...

[Zomby Woof]

12. forget what?

Huh? ;-)

[BlueJazz]

15. This is a side of you I haven't seen before.

OK..Maybe I haven't been looking hard enough. :)

[Zomby Woof]

16. ZombyLove threads are a semi-regular feature of the Lounge

Or as some folks say, irregular. ;-)

[Butterflies]

14. I love you too Zomby

I've had two glasses of wine tonight, and since I rarely drink I FEEL IT! I can't stop feeling love for DUers tonight!! I don't think I've ever posted "under the influence" before. It sure is hard to avoid using the backspace key . . .

It'll suck having to get up for work tomorrow.

[Zomby Woof]

17. Wine or no wine

I'll take whatever love you've got! ;-) :loveya:

[Solly Mack]

18. You're such a sweetie!

except when you're not :)

[Zomby Woof]

19. HAHA!!!!!!!

Guilty as charged. Succinct. Accurate. Precise.

Now shut up and kiss me. :loveya:

[Solly Mack]

20. Smoooooooooooooochies!!!!!!!!

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

21. Let's lock this thread and close the blinds, huh?

;-)

By the way, I LOVE your RealityBites fish! :D

[Solly Mack]

22. Reality bites. I nibble

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. You do? Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

More spankings for you!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Zomby Woof]

25. About time!

You have lost time to make up for! :spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Aye, aye capin'!

*salutes*

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:*

[Willy Wonka]

24. I don't love you.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

26. that's ok!

The pain of unrequited love is my burden to bear on DU. :D

[Kurovski]

28. Love back to 'ya

Just keep that "third arm" under control.

[Zomby Woof]

29. I think Solly is in charge of that!

You're safe with just a light mock punch in the arm. ;-)

[Solly Mack]

30. Third arm? I'm still figuring out the third leg

O8)

[Zomby Woof]

32. Take your time!

Please... no hurry. Figure away... yeah... right there....


Ahhhhhh!

[Solly Mack]

33. You put your left leg in, you take your left leg out

you put your left leg in and you shake it all about
you do the hokie-pokie and you turn yourself around
that's what it's all about !
hokie-pokie!

[Zomby Woof]

34. I've always favored the 'pokie' part of the song

;-)

More pokie and less hokie, I say! :P

[Solly Mack]

36. Words to live by!

Pokies make the world go-round. :bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

38. So THAT'S why you make the ceiling spin!

:D

[Solly Mack]

40. Swinging from the chandelier !

"Yeah Baby, Yeah!"

[Zomby Woof]

42. Hope we don't get kicked out of THIS hotel either

:P

[Solly Mack]

49. That was YOUR fault. The midgets were your idea

I was happy with the tap dancing mimes....but Nooooo!!!

You had to have the midgets!

[Zomby Woof]

50. Well dammit!

I only got the midgets because mime is money! That, and they were completely OUT of one-armed go-go dancers. x(

[Solly Mack]

56. Oh sure. Make pun of the situation

:silly:

[Zomby Woof]

59. Your failure to accept the blame for the midget fiasco

Means I owe you a spanking! :spank: :crazy:

[Solly Mack]

62. Couldn't wait to do that could ya?

I'm only surprised you've held out this long. :P

[Zomby Woof]

64. I've been holding it out all night!

Um, now it's your turn to hold it! :evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

70. Speaking of holding it

[Kurovski]

31. Above the waist!

You're winking and one can never tell with you! :-)

[Aristus]

35. Love you right back, Zomby old buddy!

B-) :thumbsup:

[Zomby Woof]

37. Glad you survived the fundy xmas gathering!

:scared: :hi:

[Kool Kitty]

39. Love, hugs and kisses

right back at ya, Zomby. :hug: :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

43. I don't see enough of you these days!

:hug: :loveya: KK!

[Kool Kitty]

46. I finally found a job.

And it cuts into my social life. ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

47. A job OVER DU????

Just kidding! Congrats!!!! I know how that goes, believe me. Just know you were missed. :loveya:

[Kool Kitty]

65. Thanks!

You are a sweetie, for sure.

[put out]

41. I hear that you're nice,

and so, it seems, that I love you. Have some peace, it's on me.

I got a good book for a gift. Also, I was given some good perfume. Now I can read and smell good.

Best to you.

Kim

[Zomby Woof]

44. A good book is one of the best gifts of all

Thanks for bringing a bit of the perfume into the thread. :hi:

Glad you are here, Kim!

[put out]

51. I have been here for a little bit.

I just don't post too much. All you smart people beat me to it. It turns out, though, I am going to smell good for a while.

You are a sweet pea. Thank You.

[Zomby Woof]

57. If you're here, you're smart

It's that simple. :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

45. "Love Me, Love My Butt"

Title of a porn video I saw once.

[Zomby Woof]

48. I'll love your butt with some mustard

And a can of frosting for dessert.

Wait, that sounded very wrong....

[RandomKoolzip]

54. Promises, promises......

Wristwatch; crisco

[Zomby Woof]

55. Cucumber annexed by whole wheat loaf

[RandomKoolzip]

58. Ah, the tale of a demented bread-boffer!

[Zomby Woof]

60. With whiskers sticking out from underneath his pancake makeup

He was a beautiful lady!

[RandomKoolzip]

63. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Thursday night, Caesar's back in town.....

[Zomby Woof]

66. You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel

(which is a line that should be posted on DU more often)

[RandomKoolzip]

67. I'll post it, so long as you act like it's cocaine.

You'll come back on tuesday for the Gong Show, anyways.....

[Ellen Forradalom]

52. you got the tough, bitter part right

Thanks for the love.

[Zomby Woof]

53. You're welcome

You are among the best of the best, and you make my world a little less bitter and tough, you know? :hug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

61. I forget. Why do you like me so damned much?

Was it something I posted?

[Zomby Woof]

68. You always showed up in my cheesy coffee threads

And you were good for a wry comment or two. I remember the little things. :-) You were nice to me at the right times.

Why the hell wouldn't I like you? I think you'll find MANY DUers find you more likeable than me, lol.

[Ellen Forradalom]

72. True, I haven't managed to get myself banned yet

Just locked, for the usual reasons--sex and depression.

[Zomby Woof]

73. You won't ge banned for those

You don't piss people off like... well, like I do. :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

79. Yes I do

I'm just very selective about whom I piss off. Just ask my husband.

[American Tragedy]

69. You can't even post 'I love you' without starting a flamewar, Zomby

tsk tsk tsk.

[Zomby Woof]

71. I don't see a flamewar

Some harmless joking... but no flamewars.

Unless you're referring to Solly Mack dodging the blame for the wayward midgets.

[Solly Mack]

74. Fine! I did it! I'm to blame for the midgets!

It was me! I suggested naked midget leap frog.

I'm a bad, bad girl.

[Zomby Woof]

75. mmmmmmbadbadgirl................

More spankings for you! :spank: :bounce:

[Solly Mack]

76. Rosy red cheeks like Santa

It's better to give than receive

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

It's a Spank-off! }(

[Zomby Woof]

77. Whatever you do

Don't be gentle.

[Solly Mack]

78. Only on Thursdays

[buddhamama]

80. OK

thanks. it has been a sad holiday. two of my friends are in rough shape, my holiday plans were cancelled because one of my friends got dumped three days before x-mas. the other friend got dumped too, and i am feeling a bit jaded at the moment. :shrug:

i love you too, ZW. :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

81. I am so sorry Cheryl

:-( That is sad news, indeed.

Well, it can't cure everything, but I GUARANTEE you will feel better after a ZombyHug. :hug: :loveya:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

82. Here's to you!

:beer:
Love ya back!

[Zomby Woof]

84. I worship you

:bows:

[matcom]

83. your so full of SHITE!!

asshole :D

[Zomby Woof]

85. not anymore!

I made 3 trips to the john today! :hurts:

Not much left to be full of! :D