I saw the STUPIDEST bumper sticker yesterday!!!!!

[LuCifer]

Get ready for this prize winning piece of crap! This is so good, I've gotta go crack open another wine cooler!!!!!!!!!

Ok, that's better!!!!!

While travelling Southbound on prestegious (feh!) I-95 in the excessively republiKKKan St. Lucie and Martin counties of FloriDUH, myself and my sister saw this SUV (figures, don't it?) with the following sticker:

"ANNOY A LIBERAL! BE HAPPY AND GO TO WORK!"

I was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!!!!!!

At the risk of sounding childish (like that's ever stopped me!) me and my sister proudly passed this farmer of the cock while presenting the glorious one-fingered salue! Hope they liked the Kerry/Edwards sticker that's still on the back of her car! Hmm, maybe I should make up stickers that say "ANNOY A RIGHTWING MORON: BLAST HOWARD STERN AND RANDI RHODES!!!"

Let's stop and ANALyze this, shall we? I just got a shitload of birthday (for those keeping track, I'm 30 since the 15th) AND xmas loot...yup...I sure am unhappy!!!! I can't begin to tell you how fucking miserable I am with my brand new FOAMY t-shirt, among other things!!! And, if you repukes would STOP OUTSOURCING JOBS, GEE, MAYBE I COULD ACTUALLY FIND WORK! So kiss my happy out of work ass!!!!!!!! On second thought, no, they'd LIKE THAT!

And I almost forgot! That sticker actually is beaten out by one I saw in 1997, in the Kentucky burbs of Cinci. It was on this rusted-to-hell-and-back pick up, driving in front of me and my dad in the parking lot of a Knights Inn. On the left side it had an American flag. Ok so far. Then it said "THESE COLORS NEVER RUN!" ok fine so far still. But...on the RIGHT side (figures, wouldn't it?) was...THE KKK LOGO!!! Me and my dad both looked at each other and said I THINK WE NEED TO GO TO ANOTHER HOTEL!

Lu Cifer, so did they LIHOP anything in Houston today gods fordib?
I like that idea someone on the other thread had of fault lines simultaniously opening under Crawford and the White House BETTER!

[Richardo]

1. Another suggestion: 'Annoy a Right Wing Moron: Think'

That one's pretty bad, but the all time stupid bumper sticker for me was popular here in Houston right after September 11:

"9/11/2001: Lest We Never Forget" :eyes:

(Lest we know what the word 'lest' means.)

[LuCifer]

I love that one too!!!

Yeah, 9/11...that sure is easy to forget! And LEST?! I think they am be don't got no grammar!

So how's Houston today? Please tell me that the weather report isn't something like "Well Sally, it's 9,000 degrees here downtown with slight radioactive showers to the east..."

Lu Cifer

[Richardo]

4. Nah. We had our snowstorm Friday, below freezing temps on Christmas

...but will be back up to the 60s and 70s by the end of the week.

No suitcase nukes as of 8:40.

[Orsino]

2. What I Just Love...

...are the "United We Stand" stickers paired with Confederate flags, on the SAME GODDAMNED BUMPER. Don't these folks think, even a little bit?

[LuCifer]

3. OH GAG!

Oh lordy...I haven't had the "fortune" of seeing that attrocity! What country is this again? Oh yeah, the United States Of Alabama! How soon I forget!!!

[sui generis]

5. Annoy a right wing moron. Mind your own damn business.

How about this one:

Annoy a right wing moron. Then do it again.

[BOHICA06]

6. Yeah, but they accomplished their purpose ....

... don't give them the satisfaction of telling their friends. "Hey, you'll never guess what happened on I-95!!"