Non Sequiter by Wiley.

[Gogi]

In Offshore Flo's in Watchamacallit, Maine Eddie is starting to tell everyone about his discovery that the lobsters were plotting to become a nuclear power when Flo interrupts:

Flo:"Attention please...this is just anothuh one of Captain Eddie's bahbon-induced hallucinations please don't take any of it as fact or repeat it elsewheah, thank you."

Lady:"What was that all about, Flo?"

Flo: "I don't want any maw of his stahries to wind up in the state of the union address again." LOL

[Don_G]

1. Non Sequiter Is One Of The Best

Here's the link to that strip: http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2003/09/21/

[Lisa]

2. Dan Piraro's "Bizarro" had a good one a few days ago too ...

Showed Bush at a lectern with "President" IN QUOTE MARKS. And an earlier 'toon had a business exec suggesting they should "pull a Halliburton ... destroy something then hire ourselves to rebuild it".

[Don_G]

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