Whoever invented boxers with buttons in the front is a GOD DAMNED IDIOT!

[LostInAnomie]

My girlfriend bought me a package of boxers for an Xmas gift hoping that it would be something that i would be able to get some use from. Since laundry day is quickly approaching I threw them on today without noticing that they are button fronts, and I AM HATING IT!

Who the hell thought these things would be a good idea? Why would I want to make it harder to go take a piss? JEEZUS, when I've got to take a leak I have to spend an extra 5-10 seconds fumbling around before I can get it out to go. If I leave the button open my dong goes flopping out the front and I feel like some kind of pervert walking around work knowing that only a zipper is between my package and the world.

GOD DAMN YOU BUTTON FRONT BOXERS! GOD DAMN YOU!

[blueknight]

1. i wear nothing,

but tighty whitey's

[asthmaticeog]

3. You might want to invest in some pants.

It'll make it easier to get into restaurants.

[xchrom]

2. boxer briefs with buttons -- even weirder.

i don't get the whole buttons on underwear thing.
i wear boxers -- if it flops out -- it flopout.
the worst that can happen is i get a boner -- oh wait that isn't bad!:party:

[yvr girl]

4. Forgive my ignorance

But why don't you have the flopping out problem with regular boxers? Don't they just have a flap/slit? Is there some sort of trick I haven't noticed.

[LostInAnomie]

9. Because...

... when unbuttoned the hole in the front is of ridiculous proportions. On boxers without buttons the hole it just right.

[steely]

10. it's a gravity thing

and maybe that's a sad tail of woe.

[Hillaryin08]

5. Thanks for the visual

Flopping dong at work. hmmm.....

:yourock:

[blueknight]

6. ive never flopped

my dong at work (yet)lol

[ekhunter]

7. I kind of like it when my dong goes flopping out the front.

[Kat45]

8. Your girlfriend will regret buying them for you when she's trying

to get your pants off of you quickly. Man, I hate button-fly jeans for that reason. :-)

[MissBrooks]

11. I think they are for women - actually...

I wear them around the house... the ones with the buttons in front.

[LostInAnomie]

12. Yikes! I'm a cross dresser!

Nah, she bought them in the men's section cause I was there. Unless KMart is trying to pull a fast one on me.... hmmmm...

[Placebo]

13. But if there's no button, Mr Happy likes to ESCAPE...

quite often. And then, what's the point of wearing underwear if everything is covered but Mr Happy who is flapping in the breeze?

That's why boxers are stupid to begin with.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Skip says: You use the fly? WHY?

He of the habit of pulling his pants halfway down to piss.
Duckie

[wovenpaint]

15. Good info to have!

Geeesh, you guys sure have it rough!
I'll remember that when I go boxer buying..........:evilgrin:

[justgamma]

16. She's just teaching you a lesson.

Now you know a little of what women go through.