Too many people are being assholes!

[redqueen]

Knock it off already!

[Debi]

1. Who ME?

:spank:

[Name removed]

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[dr.strangelove]

10. You can't help being an asshole?

I'm only kidding. I have been out of the lounge today (damn work keeps me from DU). I have realized a general trend toward short tempers and treating lounge posts like it is GD. I don;t really know what gives.

[redqueen]

11. I posted in it, hun.

:hi:

[Debi]

15. I believe you called me a shithead

now I'm a douchbag? hello...mods?

[Name removed]

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[Debi]

21. Can you tell me why I deserve your personal attacks?

Just because I don't believe you have the right to tell me how to behave?

[redqueen]

23. If you two get my thread locked I'm kicking BOTH your asshole asses!

:spank:

[Debi]

28. I don't mind being called an asshole

but a freeper? c'mon That's just mean

[redqueen]

30. Sticks and stones, I always say

right before I go cry and get drunk because someone on a message board hates me. :P

[HEyHEY]

32. That's why I have vodoo dolls

[HEyHEY]

haha

:-)

Look, I'm sorry it's just been a touchy day with this stuff.

[HEyHEY]

26. I love this - you post on a thread in a very mean spirited manner

That you disagree with a post I put together, hence starting shit. THEN I'm the jerk for getting pissed about it?

Does not compute.

[redqueen]

33. You're both jerks.

Feel better?

:hug:

[Debi]

38. jerk...I don't mind jerk so much

:thumbsup:

[Debi]

35. I don't mind you getting pissed

it's the juvenile way you handled it.

Name calling? Shithead/freeper/douchbag

Because I didn't lockstep fall in line.

You start a post boasting that you are the emotional police of DU and we all better find our place behind you or you'll tell the mods on us.

Last time I looked you weren't my mommy.

Get pissed, but don't get stupid

[HEyHEY]

41. Hey, when I get pissed I namecall

I find it eases the stress. As well, it had nothing to do with me being the "Emotion police" as this was not an emotions I was asking people to control I was saying I wouldn't tolerate behaviour, there is a differnce.

And I was letting them know my FEELINGS on something and letting them know I would not tolerate it and would hit alert on them. Perfectly reasonable to ask peopel to be a bit respectful of such a disaster.

[redqueen]

43. If it helps any, I agree with ya

it's just too soon IMO.

But opinions are like... oh nevermind.

[Debi]

55. In my defense

I didn't do any stupid joke posts about the tragedy.

Just don't like being told how to behave OR ELSE.

What if we'd been told to go knock off a 7-11 because of the tragedy...are we supposed to comply?

[HEyHEY]

58. When did I order anything? I said I thought it was wrong and that

I'd be alerting on it.

[Debi]

70. Uh yeah

If YOU thought it was wrong...that's the whole Emotion Police part..who put you in charge?

[HEyHEY]

71. Why do you keep saying "emotions"

This has nothing to do with Emotions - it's behaviour

[Debi]

81. Does somehow deciding you are the behavior police

for this board make it better?

It's still dictorial and really just as inappropriate as the inappropriate posts.

You are not in charge of anyone but yourself.

[redqueen]

85. You two are getting on my nerves!

Kiss and make up now OR ELSE!

[HEyHEY]

90. Come on! Look how many responses your post is getting now!

[redqueen]

92. It doesn't count if it's a threadjack!

:P

You've been warned... don't make me post something nasty and ... nasty.

[Debi]

97. No kissing

sorry...married..maybe a hug :hug:

[HEyHEY]

87. You're twisting the thing around

I'm not trying to control anyone it never said a thing about "DON'T DO THIS!" It just said I don't think it's right and will alert.

[Debi]

115. Explain the difference

I'm not saying I'm telling you not to do it, I'm just saying if you do it I'm telling on you....:wtf:

[HEyHEY]

119. I'm just letting them know - ballsy if you ask me to be forward with it

They can stil do what they want - but htey know at least ONE person here is agains tit.

[Debi]

121. Well then say you're against it

not "If I don't like it I'm gonna alert"

If the mods don't like it they'll lock it...check your post.

We all have the right to our opinion and behavior (don't you agree)

[HEyHEY]

125. I do - but there's no problem in telling peopel you'll alert on them

For being jerks and sick ones at that.

[HEyHEY]

126. I do - but there's no problem in telling peopel you'll alert on them

For being jerks and sick ones at that.

[Debi]

131. You don't have to say it twice..

I can read you know :P

[redqueen]

137. THAT'S IT!

[HEyHEY]

140. That's it - so you spiked my drink with LSD?

[redqueen]

142. No!

They are mean and nasty demons!

Oooooh, demons! It's scary!

[redqueen]

59. I know

It's one of those opinion things... for some people it's too soon, and for some it's not.

For HEyHEY it was obviously too soon. No big deal, since he really can't stop anyone from doing anything within the rules. He's a really good guy... perhaps you might consider cutting him some slack. That was one of the worst disasters of our lifetimes, and it's very recent, so...

[Debi]

74. I just thought this was a board that was open

for all opinions...not like the free republic.

Then someone comes along to tell us THEY won't tolerate certain behavior..and they're not even a mod?

What's next...no more kitty threads? :cry:

[redqueen]

86. LOTS of people hate the kitty cat threads

but since they're not as offensive as those making jokes about the tens of thousands of people that lost their lives a few days ago, you don't hear so much bitching.

But you do hear bitching about it... oh yes.

In fact, I wonder if there's ANYTHING posted that's NOT bitched about.

[HEyHEY]

133. Yes as a matter of fact that is next!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

66. You'd better stop mentioning convenience stores!

:grr:

[Debi]

72. Chavez..my apologies

maybe I used the wrong example...peace?

[redqueen]

73. I think he was kidding.

:hi:


Plus, don't say 'peace' to hippies... he's likely to start one of those drug-glorifying hippy threads now.

:eyes:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

78. DUDE!!!!! PACHOULY AND HOOKAHS FOR ALL!!!!!

[redqueen]

84. What the fuck?

Is that other line fed into a fishtank?

WHY CAN'T YOU STONERS LEAVE YOUR DAMN PETS OUT OF IT?!

Those poor fishies!

:cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

88. DUDE - it adds like omega 3 and 6 oils. Um.....what were you saying?

[redqueen]

93. Is his fly unzipped?

DIRTY HIPPIES!

What? I didn't look there... it jumped out at me! What!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

100. You think hippies are hot! You think hippies are hot!

Dude - is there some food? - I'd murder for a milkshake!

[redqueen]

107. SHIT! What is with me and earworms today!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like... it's better than yours
damn right... it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

118. La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

[redqueen]

123. I have an overwhleming urge to shake my booty

Stop! Stop it please!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

128. A beautiful woman says "I have an overwhleming urge to shake my booty" and

I'm gonna stop it?

Shake it like a polaroid picture!!!

[redqueen]

143. Yeah that's it

I gots ta boogie now!

*shakes booty*

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

144. *passes out*

Wake me up when your booty is still

[Debi]

120. I'm tellin ya Chavez

7-11!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

132. That does it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Debi]

117. Oh, sure

you feel for the fishies...but fuck the kitties of the world...

You bastard!:nuke:


edit
(oh, shit..I just name called...it's what I do when I get stressed)

[redqueen]

124. Yeah fuck the kitties

TONS of people love them... but fish... hell even VEGETARIANS don't care if they get the knife!

[Debi]

134. YEAH

Sushi!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

75. mmmm.....well....ok

but you be nice now!

:)

[Debi]

48. Name calling really isn't the way to go...

That's like saying "when I get pissed I hit women, it's just the way I am" Doesn't really make it right.

And there's a difference in asking people to be respectful and preaching to them on a public board that they have to behave in a manner you have prescribed...Unless it's your board..and not OUR board..I don't think you have that authority.

I don't think being dictorial is going to gain you a lot of respect, at least not from me. ( I know you weren't looking for respect from me..after all, I'm a shithead douchebag freeper and an asshole to boot)

[HEyHEY]

52. Don't you find your post a bit ironic?

[Debi]

67. Do you really believe

Your telling everyone on DU they have to do what YOU say or you'll tell the mods is the same as me saying you shouldn't tell me what to do or call me names?

Look, you behave in whatever manner YOU feel is appropriate and I'll behave in whatever mann I feel is appropriate, okay?

But then if you felt that way, you never would have made your post in the first place...hmmm where's that sense of irony now..

[HEyHEY]

69. I find it Ironic that you assume I'm trying to cxontrol people

Then try to control me.

[Debi]

94. I would never try to control you...

just will not let you attempt to control me..or my emotions..oh, sorry, behavior....you do what you darn well please...but you won't be telling me what to do.

(Had an ex-husband that way...get touchy at anyone who tries to act like him)

[redqueen]

99. Oh god... why...

why did Todd Rundgren just start in my head... as if "Feelings" and "You Light Up My Life: weren't bad enough...

whiny hippy voice

cause I neeeeever waaaaaana make you chage
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

/whiny hippy voice

[Debi]

111. I do think you need that drink now...

NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO CONTROL YOU OR ANYTHING

[JVS]

108. Yushenko supporters are poo-poo farters!

[HEyHEY]

122. Die Russian Pawn!

ARGHH!

Ow fuck I just injured my hand on the monitor

[JVS]

136. ALL SLAVS UNITE!!!

[Debi]

129. NAMECALLER

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Deja Q]

138. I agree. The very first post of this thread IS inflammatory. And yet

it got 135+ responses and still hasn't been locked or deleted?

:crazy:

Overtly inflammatory, which is the worst sort.

[JVS]

82. You've been an asshole since you busted your friend's chops for boozing!

;-)
Just kidding, sounds like a really unhappy situation. Hope things work out for your pal

[JVS]

101. Link? I couldn't find anything

[russian33]

3. I'm still blushing at your earlier compliment..

...haven't had time to be an asshole ;)

[redqueen]

4. You're not being an asshole, Sweetie.

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

It's how I stay sane.

Sorry.

[dr.strangelove]

5. Damn, and I so like being an asshole.

I've been busy today and have not checked in very much. Has it been flaming very much today in the lounge.

[NoodleBoy]

6. fuck you!

j\k dude, don't get mad.

[redqueen]

8. hehehehe

That's what we need more of!

Besides, really, I like assholes. I've just had my nose rubbed in one too many today!

[NoodleBoy]

12. dude... gross

by the way, fuck you, too.

[redqueen]

13. Noooooo

fuck YOU!

And it may be gross to you, but lots of people like that sort of thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[NoodleBoy]

22. I know, I know

but still, that's where poop comes from. I had to cleanse myself the other day, because my girlfriend was watching some sex in the city episode where one of those girls partook in such a thing. it was gross. my tongue still has scratch marks on it from trying to distract myself. it was painful. there is no god.

[redqueen]

29. Ah... well then I'm sorry

Didn't mean to traumatize you or anythin... MANY guys have NO problem with that area of the anatomy.

[NoodleBoy]

34. just, please don't put any part of your head/face on/in that

or if you do, lie to me and say you don't.

[Amaya]

7. Sorry about that

:) :hi:

[MrScorpio]

9. Everybody has one

They're just getting in touch with it

[blueknight]

14. i know i'm an asshole

at least thats what my ex calls me:spank:

[redqueen]

16. It's a pet name, isn't it?

If not, I'm really mad at somebody right now! :grr:

[Debi]

25. Not with that stick of yours..

I hope! :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

39. Nope, that's not my particular oeuvre, Honey Pants

Homey don't play dat.

[Debi]

51. Blush

n/t

[DainBramaged]

17. Like this guy maybe?

[redqueen]

37. No, he's different

Other people can just stop being assholey and I'll be fine with them. I'll never be fine with that guy. Well, unless he did a 180 and got to know what the whole Jesus business was REALLY about.

[LibertyorDeath]

18. There's a Little asshole

in everyone. :)

[Phillycat]

20. No shit!

I just got bitched out by someone in a thread for a really mild comment that was a JOKE, for god's sakes. Jeez, people are touchy today. I disagreed with you on the big flame thread, but look at me now, NOT being an asshole! See how easy that is? :)

[GOPisEvil]

24. Asshole #3 checking in.

Ahhh...how I long for the days when M.A.T.C.O.M. struck fear and terror into the lounge! Now we exist as a "Keyser Soze-like" apparition.

[Phillycat]

27. And then...Poof! He's gone!

[GOPisEvil]

31. The greatest trick the assholes ever pulled was convincing the world

they don't exist!

[redqueen]

40. You're all just figments of my imagination

which is why I have no qualms about telling you all to go fuck yourselves.

;)

[Phillycat]

42. Fig newtons of my imagination!

[GOPisEvil]

45. I love that line!

I use it all the time! :D

[GOPisEvil]

44. Then who will you tie up?

Hmmmmm? :P

[redqueen]

47. hehehehehehehehe

You, ya asshole! Now go fuck yourself while I take care of janesez over here.

[Phillycat]

49. Yay!

:)

[GOPisEvil]

50. Leave my hands free enough

to take pictures.

Please.

:-)

[redqueen]

53. No!

I'm sure you would ahve enough forethought to set up a video camera ahead of time. You must not be able to use your hands or what's the point of tying you down, dear?

[GOPisEvil]

54. Pay no attention to the new clock on the wall.

There's no hidden camera in there or anything. Promise.

[redqueen]

61. Holy shit!

You mean that one right there on my wall?!

Whatever you think I was doing, you're wrong!

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

65. Keep that up and you'll go blind.

Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything. *adjusts contacts*

[redqueen]

76. Yeah

I have noticed more blurred vision, lately.

But that's what they make glasses for!

And I'm taking that camera down, dammit! :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

80. Oh, you're no fun any more!

:P

[redqueen]

96. Yes I am!

I'm just not letting you watch anymore.

If you wanna watch, you gotta help!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

104. Oooooooooohhhh...

...shall I apply the massage oil?

Remember, I'm no eunuch! :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

112. Only if it's been warmed...

And you'd better not be!

[GOPisEvil]

114. Of course it will be warmed!

I'm no heathen! :D

[redqueen]

127. Very well, then.

Commence with the rubbing! (You go first!)

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

130. *rubs oil*

*moderated* Doesn't that feel good? *moderated**moderated*moderated* Ahhhhh...so nice...*moderated**physically possible????**moderated*

[redqueen]

139. *sighs*

relaxes and *moderated* my *moderated* in my *moderated*

reaches out to *moderated* your *moderated*... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[GOPisEvil]

141. sigh...*moderated*

[Lizzie Borden]

36. Yeah, I've noticed a lack of tolerance lately...

maybe it's seasonal, like the 'seasonal affective disorder' that people get in the winter from the lack of light. It couldn't possibly be due to the fact that we are looking at 4 more years of *.

[redqueen]

46. Well honestly I'm not really mad or anything.

But I have noticed people are a bit more on edge. Probably for more than one reason:

fucking hugely incomprehensibly horrific tragedy
bush
the economy
not getting enough sex (okay maybe that one's just me)

So this thread was just kinda tongue in cheek... I had hoped to keep it light and funny... too much seriousness already.

[ashmanonar]

77. heh, don't worry

the whole not getting enough sex thing goes for a LOT of people...not me of course...never...why would you think that?...:evilfrown: *looks at porn*

[redqueen]

91. PORN ROCKS!

:headbang:

[pdx_prog]

56. We're not assholes....

we are all little brown starfishes....:)

[SariesNightly]

60. Some people have no sense..

.. of political satire, and thus are offended when they misinterpret my posts. Do I get annoyed at accidental assholes? Well, I forgive them for their good intentions, but not for their lame comprehension skills.

[redqueen]

63. hehehehehehehehe

love it!

[WoodrowFan]

57. in the Lounge?

that's what the I/P, 9-11 and Election forums are for!!!

[Solly Mack]

62. Feelings. Nothing more than feelings....

WO-OHoooooooooo Feeeeeeeeelinnnnnngs

WO-OHooooooooooooo Feeeeeeeeeelinnnnngs...

[redqueen]

64. You are bad.

Bad and mean.

:cry:

[Solly Mack]

68. Oh damn...

:(


:spank: 's self

[redqueen]

79. You are also apparently easily fooled!

Ha ha!

(but really, that is one HELL of a horrible earworm)

:spank:

[Solly Mack]

89. You, you light up my life. You give me hope..to carry on..you

you light up my days and fill my nights with soooong....

just keep spanking...

[redqueen]

95. Oooooooooh!

You keep singin and I'll keep spankin!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Solly Mack]

102. Oh, I'm humming now...

[redqueen]

109. Oh, okay.

No spankies, then. :)

[StopTheMorans]

83. eat shit

:P

[redqueen]

103. That costs extra

:9

[StopTheMorans]

106. for you or me?

:P

[redqueen]

110. Um

whoever doesn't have to eat the doody?

[StopTheMorans]

113. fair enough

:silly:

[Not_Giving_Up]

98. I'm a bitch, not an asshole

Just ask anyone!

[redqueen]

105. Can't we be both?

But in a fun way, of course. :)

[Deja Q]

116. Heck, people can't even make innocent copycat threads anymore!

:-(

[redqueen]

135. It's a damn shame, HT.

Or... maybe not!

[salin]

145. Hi redqueen!

:hi:

Seems like I missed something (pretty par for the course these days)... so what conversation did I walk midway into???

[Megahurtz]

146. Hey but didn't you know?

It's just the American way!
Competition, mow em' over, fuck you I've got mine, I'll mow you over with my SUV if you get in my way, me first, my money not yours! MINE MINE MINE!!!}(