Let's write a new Constitution for Jesusland!

[UrbScotty]

I'll be the James Madison of Jesusland, and you can be my fellow Founding Fathers!

Here's a Preamble. Propose edits if you wish.

We the Fundies of the United States, in Order to form a more unChristian Union, establish Martial Law, prevent domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Oppression, promote the corporate Welfare, and secure the Wickedness of Poverty to John Kerry and his liberal supporters, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Jesusland.

So how should Jesusland's government run?

[Left Is Write]

1. Nope, no can do. I can't participate in that.

I live here in Redville, and not being a fundie, I have to rebel against this sort of thing. I'll play the role of "rebel scum."

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Don't forget the homoseckshuls and furriners!