Will Pitt has a girl head and is afraid of spiders...Ask me Anything

[dolo amber]

Mr. Pitt has just departed our humble abode here in NC, a wonderful time was had by all...my 3 yr old informed him that he had a "girl head" (erm...her way of determining gender...WTF, she's 3 :P), much to his dismay (Much HEH! :D), and he shares my fear of the volkswagon-esque spiders here in the sticks...the NC_Libs, Supernova, and Philly_Bri were kind enough to join our bonfire festivities, those NC DUers who didn't make it here missed a lurverly time. :)

PS-- There was NO full on mouth kiss betwixt the Mr. Pitt and the short bus thanks in no small part to my valiant efforts to dissuade said event by informing the short bus the Mr. Pitt would in fact "box his head." (which, in actuallity, Will said he would "Punch him in the face", but y'know, tomato, tomatoe...;))

[Girlfriday]

1. I'm jealous,

wish I could have been there. Sounds like you guys had much fun! :)

[eileen from OH]

2. Spiders, ha! I LAUGH at spiders!

Clowns, on the other hand, are really scary fuckers.

eileen from OH

[WilliamPitt]

3. Fuckin winnebago spiders

Two of them, one on either side of the porch. Huge. Massive. Snarling. Bad juju.

Back in Greensboro. Bag of Hush Puppies sitting here. Mmmmm...

Much much fun en al casa del short el busso en doloamber. Grande fuego. Mas excellente.

[supernova]

13. Frank and Henrietta

say "Hi" :hi: They've moved in together and are starting an egg ball.


Glad you made it back to High Point OK. That was a looong drive in our condition. SBP and dolo amber were kind enough to leave me on the couch where I passed out. :P

It was good meeting you, Will! Hope you get back to this way again. I'll even share my cigar.

LOL! I'm jealous...where the did you get hush puppies in the middle of the night?

[short bus president]

4. Will pitt is a bubblebutt

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[Skittles]

5. LOL

I read the subject and thought perhaps RAVEN was ranting again. :7

[BeatleBoot]

6. Will Pitt is a....

Patriot

in BeatleBoot's book!

:D

[KC]

7. Darn

I wish I had known about it, I'm in that same area.

What the heck are those spiders though? Sounds like something I should know about, but don't.

KC

[short bus president]

19. Where are you?

I had the Lounge thread kicked for awhile this week, but I guess we really could've publicized better. You shall have to join us next weekend as we gather at UNC to face down Ann Coulter, and expose his/her man parts for the world to see, or at least egg him/her real good. Plotting will transpire in the Lounge, or drop me a PM anytime. ;-)

[Zuni]

20. short bus President--LOL

'He rides the short bus' is what my mother says when she meets someone who is rather slow--excellent screen name.

[short bus president]

21. thanks!

;-)

[Zuni]

8. I HATE spiders

There is a real big mamajama in the bushes outside my apartment. He has spun an enormous web, with parts of it reaching the roof of my building.
I am too afraid to confront this guy directly, so I started flicking cigarette butts at his web. One got stuck.

When I was a kid, there were these wolf spiders that lived under my porch. They were f-in HUGE. I mean, about as big as my hand. And they came out at night, and would just sit, like a dog, on the front porch. These things were scary. They were like tarantulas. The biggest spiders I ever saw.

[WilliamPitt]

9. Meet my good friend 'baseball bat.'

Or his cousin, 'cricket wicket.'

Wham and splatter.

[Fridays Child]

14. Is "wham and splatter" the sequel to "duck and cover?"

Kinda sounds like it,huh?

[supernova]

15. WP kept watch

all night making sure the little winnebagos didn't move.

[blondeatlast]

10. Will is just a tramp;

His book tour is a way to get booze and great local food.

His accent gets thicker as the night wears on, as I recall.

:hi: Will!

[VelmaD]

11. What I wanta know is...

did Will keep his word and give short bus a big wet kiss on his bald forehead from me?

And if so, did anybody take pictures? ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

12. I KNOW you'll be disappointed,

but there was no man-kissing of any sort. We did, however, get to play with the mic in the auditorium after everyone had left the room for the food and the "now's my chance to stand close to Will Pitt!" session. "Testes, testes... one... two... three? Do we have any threeballers in the house tonight?" We're a bunch of stoopid drunk kids, we are.

Glad to see you made it back to Greensboro last night, Will. And VERY glad to hear that you made it back with hush puppies. Mmmmmmmmmm...

Hope your time up in the mountains is enjoyable. And rest assured, we WILL expose Coulter's man parts for the world to see when s/he gets here next week.

[masmdu]

16. When and Where will Will be in Greensboro, NC?

TIA

[short bus president]

17. Uh, 2 days ago,

you can still catch him in Boone tonight and Asheville tomorrow (or Asheville tonight, and Boone tomorrow - not sure which - look for his "heads up, NC DUers" thread in the Lounge for details).

[masmdu]

18. DOH!

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