OK, now choose MY next career move!

[Radical Activist]

I'm seriously having a hard time deciding what to do next. Suggestions and advice are encouraged.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Books are good, be a book store clerk!

:7

[Radical Activist]

2. But what if I want to make real money?

Money would be nice for a change. This election stuff doesn't pay so well.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Hmm... rob a bank, open your own book store and call it good?

[Radical Activist]

4. Good idea

Now I just have to learn how to rob a bank. I could also use the bookstore as a campaign headquarters when I run for Congress. hmmm...

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. YEAH! Ok learn to rob bank, think theres a dummies book for that?

:silly:

[Radical Activist]

7. They give it to you for free when you open up an account

in the same place that gives you a free gun in Bowling for Columbine.

[brainshrub]

6. Book store clerk.

So you can meet another activist, fall in love, get married and have kids.

Once your first child gets born you'll get a "real" job. This job pays you just enough money to buy diapers, but it crushes your soul. Your loving wife tells you that the job is "just temporary" while you write your book in your spare time. Alas, by the time you come home from a long day licking The Man's balls you're to tired to write.

Months turn into years and your wardrobe gets more conservative. You cut your hair, the holes for your nipple and nose-rings heal up and you develop a comb-over.

Then one day you look in the mirror and the man looking out at you is a bitter, empty shell of a man. So you do the only logical thing a man in your position would do:

You buy an SUV or Porche.

...

Hmmm, maybe you should go for the hobo option... it's safer.

[Radical Activist]

8. I'm going to cry now

Your post makes me want to either never get married and have kids, make a lot of money now before I have a family to support, or just become a hobo. I'm not sure which.

[brainshrub]

10. I wrote a very long appology just now

And for some reason it didn't get posted. Lost the whole fucking thing.

[Radical Activist]

12. No apology needed

I took it as dark humor, but it does remind me not to put off doing what I really want to do.

[Mabeline]

9. Other..

according to my SIL Burger King is paying nearly $15 an hour and GREAT benefits...oh, but wait...my SIL is a liar..um, sorry.

Sincere advice, find something you like and do that. Makes for happier you. Good luck.

[kodi]

11. be a salesperson. you'll learn more about people than all that other shit

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