Every woman I sleep with is either

[RetroLounge]

1) Married to me

2) My wife

3) The mother of my children

4) All of the above...

:D

RL

[NightTrain]

1. Maybe she'd like it better if you stayed awake from time to time?

Just a thought.... :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

2. Damn! So that's the secret?

I'll give it a try...

RL

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. You said you have children?

Uh oh...

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. OMG! Same with me!!

She's either

1) Married to RetroLounge

2) RetroLounge's wife

3) The mother of RetroLounge's children

4) All of the above...

[RetroLounge]

11. LOL!

I hate you.

:hi:

RL

[fluffernutter]

5. you forgot:

my partner

my lover

the hot chick i was once engaged to

;)

[Gothic Sponge]

6. Every woman I sleep with is either

1. Imaginary

2. Inflatable

[Maddy McCall]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Too funny! :-)

[gmoney]

7. Better hope these women never meet...

or there will be hell toupee...

[Mabeline]

9. Um... #4

[Kire]

10. Well, the telephone is ringing. Is that my mother on the phone?

The telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming
Won’t she leave me alone
The telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?

Well, every girl I got out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Well, I hear my mother calling
But I don’t need her as a friend
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end

Oh oh mother

Oh mother dear please listen
And don’t devour me
Oh mother dear please listen
And don’t devour me
Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be
Oh mother dear please listen
And don’t devour me