Cramps

[Maddy McCall]

Fuck you, Eve. :silly: Ouch!

[RetroLounge]

1. "Does your pussy do the dog?"

Oh, you didn't mean the band?

Sorry...

RL

[Maddy McCall]

3. The band was great.

The condition isn't. :-)

[RetroLounge]

15. I saw Elvis with your mother

on the Drug Train...

RL

[Kathy in Cambridge]

20. They were one of my favorite bands

I listen to "Psychedelic Jungle" every Halloween. It still makes me dance up a storm!

[RetroLounge]

22. Bad Music for Bad People

used to crank that sucker real loud!

RL

[roguevalley]

2. two words: teen mydol.

[Maddy McCall]

5. One word: flexoril.

:-) But I might have to give teen mydol a try, because flexoril wipes me out for a day (which is actually a good thing :-) ).

[NightTrain]

4. You better duck....When I show up....The goo-goo muck!

[Maddy McCall]

6. Love his lipstick...

And her boots are seriously made for walkin. :-)

[Amaya]

7. Have a few glasses of wine

it works for me.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Alas, I have none in the house.

I do have some vodka, though. Might have a glass of cranberry juice and vodka. :-)

[Amaya]

13. Yes, indeed

it does work. I feel your pain.... :argh: *reaching for wine*

[nicolemrw]

9. have a cat sit on your groin

as long as its not to big a cat. nice and warm. better than a heating pad.

no pussy jokes intended. no, really.

[Maddy McCall]

12. My kitten "makes buscuits"

Don't know if I could handle that right now. :-) Maybe when she grows up a little bit. (She still nurses on my never-pregnant schnauzer--she's a big baby. :-) )

[nicolemrw]

14. a kitten might not be big enough anyway

a heating pad is the next best thing then.

[Scout]

10. bubble bath, glass of wine/smoke a joint, heating pad.

also, orgasm is a great cure for cramps, if you can stand to have sex or masturbate when you're on your period!

I just tried one of those ThermaCare heating patch thingys a couple of weeks ago ... it worked pretty well, and is much more convenient than a heating pad.

[Maddy McCall]

16. I forgot that I have a thermacare patch in my bathroom cabinet...

going to get that right now! Thanks!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

24. Using a thermacare patch right now!

They are heaven sent! And, it's about damn time!

[yvr girl]

19. They're great but start with

a hot bath - so hot you almost pass out. Aleve and a drink of your choice. Then put on the ThermaCare and get under a nice warm blanket.

[SarahB]

11. I prefer ibuprofen and being well hydrated.

I'm due in the next few days myself. I'm trying like heck not to go into PMS cry mode at the moment too. It never fails. PMS always coincides with the days I feel incredibly sad or lonely for other reasons. :(
(I've got bronchitis too.) :cry:

edit: spelling

[Maddy McCall]

17. Awww....I am sorry.

I guess I am lucky...I don't PMS as in feeling bad, but I have an incredible burst of energy the two days preceding. You can tell when that time approaches, because my house, my lawn, and my car are immaculate. Crazy, huh?

[LiberalEsto]

18. Shiatsu pressure point

put your pinkie against your inner ankle bone, laying your hand so the index finger is toward the knee. Immediately above the index finger, on a line from the ankle bone, there is a spot you can press that will help the cramps a bit. Usually the spot that requires pressure may be slightly tender when you press it. Apply steady pressure with an index finger or thumb for 30 sec. at a time and see if that helps a bit.

[Maddy McCall]

23. How weird.

That actually worked.

Or it could be the vodka, or a combination of both, but I definitely feel better.

Thanks! :hi:

[Solly Mack]

21. I'll pass

But you go ahead without me :)