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Tue Dec-28-04 10:24 PM
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Help me create a commercial for my new gigolo business. |
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I'm picturing a few smartly-filmed testimoanials from satisfied clients (or paid endorsers if business is slow starting off), plus music. I think a gigolo service DEFINITELY needs a theme song. Any ideas in that regard much appreciated. All I can come up with is that obnoxious "Henry VIII" song, which really doesn't even make any sense.
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:29 PM
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:31 PM
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2. So you can afford to hire me, right? |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:36 PM
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6. Sure, I'd hire you in a heartbeat, |
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but I think Miss Jimmy wouldn't like it. Don't want her to get mad at me. Pretty sure she could beat up someone named FuzzySlippers.
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:41 PM
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Don't tell anybody - Miss Jimmy's gonna be my, erm... accountant. ;-)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:47 PM
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15. Ahem! That's not what you whispered in my ear last night! |
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Jeez! Your accountant! You told me I was gonna be CEO! Bite me, short bus....
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:55 PM
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19. If YOU'RE CEO, what does that make me? |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:58 PM
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20. erm, it makes you my beeatch -- or haven't you been paying attention? |
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BTW - I have this little knot on the side of my neck...could you get that for me, please? No...a little more to the left....over....over....ahhhh, yes right there... :7
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:05 PM
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:48 PM
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16. BTW - I would never be mad at you and |
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FTR - I could beat the snot outta you (if I hired Skittles to do it for me, of course) :P
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:33 PM
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3. Brick house. Use the chicka mow mow part. |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:35 PM
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How 'bout the "oom bop a mao mao" part from that song "Elvira?" :D
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:39 PM
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8. Yes! Giddyup aloomp bop aloomp bop A mao mao, Giddyup! |
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and you can wear some cheesy fake fur chaps and hold a riding crop.
Bet you'll get the business, then. :-)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM
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I prefer leather, but maybe there's room for negotiation here. How are you on suede? ;-)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:44 PM
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13. Only if they are red, with big white fur stars on them. |
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And, we'll have to change what you hold. A riding crop in your left hand and a vibrating appliance in your right. Neon blue. :-)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:35 PM
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4. Call me worked nicley for Richard Gere |
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maybe you can use that or someting close to that if you can't afford Blondie. Now about these "Paid endorsers" i dont like the sound of it, Ed McMahon comes to mind and i don't think you want to try and sell your service reminding people of Ed. Hey Ladies by the Beastie Boys might also be a good fit but i'm sure that'll cost but then again it takes money to make money right?
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:38 PM
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7. Wilford Brimley all the damn way! |
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"Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley. I'm 99 years old, and sitting uncomfortably atop a horse. When I need diabetes supplies, I call *company X*, but when I need some hot man love like only a cromulent gigolo can provide, I call Bus Rides, Inc." Theme song? "Tumbling Tumbleweeds." ;-)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM
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9. How about "Ride the short Bus" |
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oh wait a minute, that implies something not so great when you think about in a sex way.
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM
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10. How about..."Doxidan, Doxidan, when nature needs a helping hand." |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:46 PM
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14. Don't forget the Jello |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:48 PM
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17. Oy - never say "jiggle" |
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to a paunchy 30-year-old man contemplating nekkidity! :P
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:53 PM
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18. "Pole Cat Escorts (PCE): We stalk the night and leave our mark." |
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"Call PCE when you need a piece"
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